franniesTache

I think the original poster is spot on but my choice is to switch to watching the Baller League instead because those guys COOK! And it's not that deep

No playbook. No five pledges. No wonder we're going to shit. It would appear that the Southampton DNA is being unable to finish no matter what part of the club it is.

Funny isn't it @Turkish how when the COT alluded to this in the summer it was roundly mocked 👀

Gary O'Neil can fuck off, dirty skate bastard. Saying that we all know if they do sack Still (and i'm not convinced they will) it won't be anyone any of us have mentioned here, and definitely won't be someone who actually knows the championship. It'll be another "leftfield" appointment based on data and stats as they try and look clever but are actually fucking dinlows.

Sport Republic have tried hipster managers with Martin, long ball merchants in Jones and now a games workshop geek who's never played the game, none of which have worked. So given that i reckon the smart money is on Ramus' suggesting the next best manager is for the team to be picked by fans votes on social media.

Now seems the perfect time to release some 3d renders of an expanded St Mary's including a monkey chicken petting zoo and a new stadium for the women's team that's bigger than the ground for the men's team. WE MARCH TOWARDS INFRASTRUCTURE!

We've gone from struggling but staying up under Gao, to two relegations, five managers, and now four wins in 49 league games under sport republic. In times gone by there would be a fucking mutiny going on about how they're running the club, but we’ve got too many hipster out of town fans who want to be invited to the next club event so they can plaster their gormless faces on social media so don't want to challenge those who own us. What we need is more of the nasty old mushes we had back in the Branfoot and Lowe days to put some pressure on the cunts who own us, and an organised attempt to actually let them know that it's not even fucking close to good enough. But I'm not sure that that's what the modern generation want anymore, they're just happy we have the Northam “wall”, level 1 climbing wall, and £7.20 pints in the fan gulags.

The Journo, Still or both? Tbf we seem to attract weird journo's round the club these days who seem obsessed with cosying up to our "influencer" type freaks who plaster their faces on social media. Gone are the days of decent reporters like Graham Hiley who actually realised their job was to report on the club and get out of the way of the story. But maybe that says more about modern media than anything? It's also performance art "look at me" bollocks now.

Can i suggest a new title of, The squinnying about tickets thread?

Always annoyed the shit out of me that we just re-used the redomond song for KWP, even more so because my group were trying to get Prince's Raspberry Beret used for him instead. Then again it was original so had no fucking chance of catching. That Lemina one made me laugh, think we played Watford at st marys and they were singing it about one of their players, the very next game it was lifted and ripped off word for word for Lemina by our dins. We genuinely have one of the least creative fanbases in the game, god knows why but they can't sing anything unless it's a 100miles an hour, nicked from another club and/or mentions the blue few

Technically yeah but he'd often "drift" out to the left wing to launch an opposition player into the east stand benches, so that counts right?

Running joke at the time was it was interchangeable wasn't it? I can remember Benali/Pastrami/Salami/Red Army all being shouted at various points when that chant got going, back then fans didn't take stuff so seriously (and every chant didn't need to mention the skates)

Left midfield OOOOOOHHH Terry Hurlock? Right back Jason Dodd, Dodd, Dodd. Center Back could also be Jim Steele based on the song, also on song alone up front Brett Ormerod?

The game just needs to have been played, there's no way of the club knowing if the ticket was used, or who the ticket was used by. I know that from experience as i missed Palace away last season because i was ill but the ticket counted on my away history

We might've sold that amount for Liverpool and Sheffield United but i'd bet good money that both will have significant gaps in the away end on the actual day as people are buying just to get access to the skates game