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Ugochukwu is a donkey. No way will he get into the chelsea team

Tall Paul scores a few then gets replaced by a guy who's been crocked for 2 years

Wow, Sulemana has zero football intelligence.

I knew one of our centrebacks would shit the bed eventually. Great save though

Lesley is a poor midfielder. Amazing that he's a chelsea player

Well maybe but do you remember our other keepers?

I think his lack of form has been about him playing more centrally and not having as much space to run at people as he did out wide

Maybe it's not working because, you know, our players are shit

He was brilliant in the championship, perhaps another player who the step up is too much for.

Is Wellington a left or right back? And who plays as the most advanced midfielder, likely to be Groenbak?

And we get to see more of Adam Armstrong this season. Everyone's happy

Fucking hell that's cheap. 10m is still very good value for a player of his quality

Does Armstrong believe he has a chance of scoring with his ridiculous long shots? He shoots from anywhere

I don't really understand this whole it's the agent pushing for it against the player's wishes scenario. Wouldn't you just get annoyed and fire your agent if they behaved like that?

I'm not totally convinced he would have stayed if we narrowly escaped relegation but at least we would have had a chance of keeping him if this season wasn't such a colossal fuck up.