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Well, he clearly managed to send an e-mail to one.

Ok, speaking as someone who finally managed to get myself to the stadium after a long time away due to life/the universe etc. What was that song, which included 'Markus Liebherr our saviour, this ones for you......?' First time i've heard it. Not bad.

The money from his sale means we are stronger for having lost him. He made his choice.

Shilton, Niemi, Boruc, Taylor, Grobellar. We have had some top draw goalkeepers. Recently though, yes, we've been poor. Bazunu did play well yesterday though.

Breaking Bad. It's flawless.

I think you are overhyping a couple of points there.

Another nomination for Alex Ostlund. Beloved for looking like Jesus and going in goal at Newcastle.

The most obvious and clear point of improvement is between the sticks. Unless we are gambling on promotion and reinstating Ramsdale.

About that.......

Satire, quite the artform.

Well, that was needlessly stressful.

Fucks sake Baz

This is a bit fucking ridiculous.

Skates losing

Not just me it's not working for?

I'm going to brave a mention for Maya Yoshida. Never the star, but a man who gave his all for us and was part of some of our best teams. Arrived as a footnote on promotion, left without fanfare on a free. A real cog in the machine in some of our best times. Still playing now at 37 for LA Galaxy.

Ah, Gamblers fallacy.

First Team Coach. Not manager.

System of a Down. Tuneless noise.

'Less' involved. Less.

Here we go again!

Ugh. Would have been nice to be three points off second.

Bugger.

Get in Arma!!!!

I prefer to think of it as him wondering if that's the best the interviewer could do.