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It's just to the right of the friends tab, I guess the tab goes if you don't have any, you'd probably know if you have them!

^ go to your profile and then click on the infractions tab you stupid megaspastic

Make a suggestion in the site suggestions area, it can go alongside the other suggestions people have made that have never received a response

you have odd facebook friends, why are they not discussing pictures of their lunch and their children?

You're exactly right here Whitey, pensioners should be a lot more grateful they are alive as we don't have wars for them to fill their time these days!

cheaper beer, good stuff!

Maybe they are using the wrong hole which is why we're not seeing babies?

^ what infractions, who are you talking to? -1 reputations to you for talking gibberish!

Because you oldies don't need to spend so much on werther's originals and driving gloves, you can afford to help fund workshy youngsters who don't want to work.

Agreed, round two to Kelv!

Coming on here and talking about a video without posting a link to it is just lazy, some of us can't be bothered to search for it ya know!

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Hi Kraks, I'd like to award you with +2 reputations points for this!

It was still on the first page of the muppet show FFS! Milts could have just used his eyes facility!

oh come on pap, Milts would have had to scroll all the way to the bottom of page one to find that thread, it's too much to expect of people!!!!

wan king off baby pandas isn't the answer, it's more likely to put them off panda sex at a later age making the problems worse!

At what age do pandas start producing their gravy? Maybe better to use adult pandas otherwise you get into the whole Jimmy Savile Gray area!

Don't worry Tokyo, this was all an elaborate rouse as Bearsy was worried as you've spent a lot of time dissing him recently and making out you don't like him, he was starting to think you were meaning it and had fallen out of love with him. So a plan was hatched where Milts would announce this marriage and we'd see if you got upset about it or not. I thought you'd react angrily like this, although I did anticipate more question marks and ****'s, but still, you've proven here you do still love the bear. So although Milts really did wear a bridesmaid dress and me and Bearsy did have a ceremony, it wasn't a legally binding one, we used a fake minister. We had to go through with it to get the 1000 reputations points from my dad, he's a right tight git so has been hording them for years, he never ever gave me any reputations when I was a kid and he deserved to get tricked out of them. Me & Bearsy have split the points 50/50 so we both have a lot of reputations to give out now, I'm sure Bearsy will give you a share of his.

Well done Pancake, +1 reputations point

FFS Milts you said you'd keep this quiet if you could be bridesmaid, that was the whole reason you got the gig. Because you've gone and blabbed I'm gonna post that pic of you in your bridesmaid dress that you thought made you look a bit fat, serves you right.

^ Why is there just an empty post above?

Only if these are allowed?

Well there is a little x just behind the bottom of the Y

That'll do Zep, that'll do!

This doesn't surprise me, I went out with a girl once who'd been abused as a child, she was a bit funny about sex, so I can easily understand that's why pandas aren't really up for it, sexual abuse is the most logical explanation.