Wade Garrett

Noticed that in the first half v QPR. To be fair, he’s not a target man and needs balls to run on to.

Any decent streams?

Hopefully his medical treatment will be more advanced than rubbing some tiger balm in.

Play our best team. Everyone is getting a break afterwards. If Larin is still out, Dobbin has to start. Mubama did nothing last night to enhance his reputation. Maybe Tonda sees something in him, I don’t know. The game won’t be a pushover though. I’m sure the team will go in with the right attitude. There is fuck all remotely interesting about Preston. The Mormons first overseas mission was there apparently. I think they chose the town because of the low IQ of the residents and thought they might be able to make them believe their total shite. Good choice to be fair.

Fair result. Tough game. Need our wounded players back. That was a good point with the side we had out.

Who the fuck is that co-commentator cunt?

Needs to hook Manning and Mubama.

Fucking good player that Edozie.

Stephens, Manning, Edozie and Mubama. Absolute fucking dogshit. Get them all off.

Stephens displaying all the brains of a fucking scarecrow.

Edozie is fucking shite

Not the side I would have picked but Tonda knows his onions. Mubama needs to take his chance tonight against the most dour, boring fuckers in the country. Let’s send them home even more miserable than the fuckers already are. Mind you, I would be as well if I had to live there. Apart from the boozer with the curry house in it, it’s a fucking shithole.

Any David Bowie LPs?

BBC live text said Stephens was offside.

Didn’t observe the minute’s silence before the game and spent most of it watching the Chapel and giving it the big one instead of watching the game. Didn’t see any of them wearing Trevor Francis tracksuits either.