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Looking at number 4 you must have done some big nostriled chicks or have a tiny dinkle?

Ah yeah good point, sorry my bad, the version with girls are made less boring simply because girls are mentioned.

Shouldn't one of those golf stories also involve girls chatting him up? Can you amend please Tokyo

If anything needs investigating get Bletch on the case. Whilst I'm posting here's my top 5 numbers 1-8 2-666 3-1.21 4-74 5-3.14

Pompey fans smashing up their own town after beating their rivals. Joke. Almost every post corp ho posted. Joke. Patient: Dr Dr, I feel like I'm from Portsmouth, what can I do about it? Dr: kill yourself you disgusting cu nt.

Easy 1-WTF 2-WTF 3-WTF 4-WTF 5-WTF

You've missed 4. My top five Internet words are; 1- ORLY 2- NO WAYS 3- FAPFAP 4- WTF 5- PMSL

That game he scored the own goal at St Mary's was my first saints game. Well technically it was my first Liverpool game as that's who I'd gone to see as I supported them as a lad. I loved it so much at St Marys that I got myself a ticket for the next home game (Blackburn I think) & I started following Saints & got a season ticket the following season, so I suppose I should thank that ginger tool really, if it wasn't for his incompetence creating such a decent atmosphere that night I may have never got hooked on Saints.

The other thing I meant to say about Liverpool is that I like the old Liverpool kits from the 1980's with the mainly red but just thin white stripes

Tokyo what are you doing starting threads on the main forum? The other day you were asking for Bearsy to get - reputations for main forum posting, now you're starting threads! What's this crazy world coming to? Oh well, now we're here, here's my Liverpool thoughts: The thing that worries me about Liverpool game is inconsistency from players such as Lallana and Gaston.

wooooha, spooky!

Do you think the rest of them make fun of the third one from the left for not conforming to the saggy boobies policy?

I'd like to blast into Holly Valance's space!

I think would have been a more successful thread had this been a forum full of girls as it mainly seemed to be them that posted pictures of their food anyway

You were probably busy buming a monkey that day Scotty!

I'm glad you opted to go for posting pictures of food as opposed to the other thing on Facebook people used to annoy me with. A thread asking people to post pictures of their children may have been a bit much! (Great thread by the way!)

If this was in the muppet show I'd have laughed as well hypo. I wish more people would pop into the muppet show for a bit of aids related tomfoolery!

I've just Googled these Bear, I note they are only made for up to 15 year olds. This is ok for slim folk like you no doubt are, but I'm guessing they may be pretty snug fit for a greedy 38 year old?

Do you sh!t in your bed Milts?

Nooooooooooooo not Alderon, you swine.

Yeah I'm keeping an eye out for Jeff to list a cheap rape alarm in the buy & Sell section

I noticed you were up posting pretty late last night Tokyo

He was too busy perving at waitress's to enforce forum rules!

Yeah that was all a total waste of time and money wasn't it

I don't think Milts really knows what's going on, some of his PMs make less sense than his threads. I saw JusticeMike today so can confirm he also sees alive people