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ooooh crumbs I forgot that rule, thank gawd it's only the internets and this will never have to happen in real life!

You have jizz in your eye?

If you want Bear

Is your hobbies and stuff anything like football and interwebbing? If so I think we have some stuff in common

Hi raynesy, welcome to the muppet show. I will give Tokyo -1 reputations point for being mean to you. Welcome to our park, would you like to see my conkers?

Hey lay off Milton, he's got learning difficulties.

Hi Peds, I'm interested in a bit more background info on this one please (I'm hoping to catch up with answers during my afternoon pooh later on). Here's questions: Is this times stung in lifetime or at the same time? If at the same time, are they counting stings on top of stings (as I don't think double stings should count as once it's hurty it's hurty & another one wont make much difference I don't think) What was person doing to get all those stings? We're they steeling honey? And why didn't they jump in a nearby lake to escape stinging bees? Wasps are mean but bees are usually pretty chilled so to get that many stings this person must have done something pretty bad (like sexually abusing the queen bee maybe?)?

In an year, an average American kid eats 46 slices of pizza

Yep for that post, and this one. Internet at home is fixed now though so back to business as usual this evening

Do you think I have nothing better to do with my time than always be on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh on second thoughts..............

Please can I remind you to add reputations points to the reputations thread

Hardly worth going to site suggestions, mods only answer suggestions that suit them. I'll try & remember to give bear minus 1 reputations for not posting nipples or see through boobies here

Will sort when I can but I've got no Internet or mobile access at home at the moment so I'm only able to have a quick look on here whilst I'm in the office & in the bogs having a dump (like now). Will update the op once someone in India has got back in touch & given me back my home access to the internet!

scummer!! :facepalm: what a thick skate!

But the squad he had was down to the bare bones wasn't it?

Sevvy sits back and waits............ Some time later......................... Sevvy is still waiting........ Why is no-one asking for his name, I said don't ask hoping people would ask, no-one is asking, I want people to ask, how can I get people to ask, still no one has asked, ummm ok I know, clues, here goes, maybe this will work........ Is it Penny Mordaunt? Oh no, you said it was someone male, hummmmmmmm????????????? ok what's his name? Oh hang on, you said don't ask.

I've not seen that kind of opinionated critique of foreign lands since 29-10-12 at the very latest!

Scampi fries

Hold on just a cotton pickin' minute! I think this sale should be chalked up as a team effort as Milts & I also did some ground work!

Sweet, I can see how you'd get fish fingers in that, dirty girls love a big spoiler!

off topic for op, but what sort of car was it Tokyo?

Yeah SaintsAhoy, don't be put off by Milts being a big bully. Hopefully you will get sucked into the world of the muppet show and want to spend £5 so you can post more than three times a day. That way Milts will stop ignoring you because you are a Registered User, or being mean to you because he can't stick to his first rule about ignoring Registered User. Also once you sign up you will stop seeming such a tightwad and Steve Grant will have extra money for poppadoms to go with his curry. Everyone's a winner.

:lol: Good work, I like these stories but you're all missing instructions on the OP, you need to come up with new questions spazpeckers!

Ahhh nuts