An elderly man is kneeling by his bed. His wife says "What are you praying for?" Husband says "Guidance". His wife says "Pray for stiffness and I'll f u c k ing guide it myself!"
Lol @ the one who said they could have had 3 more loanees in Jan without the embargo as these would cost less than buying a player. How many slaps round the head with a wet fish does it take to impose the concept of empty coffers?!