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So Justin Bieber could be going to prison, he's going to get passed around more than a joint at Snoop Dog's house !!!

You been to Snoop Dogs house?

Yeah you can imagine the forum now...

It would last about 3 hours...

Every question has to be translated into English or German......... and every answer vice versa.

THEN we'd have the conspiracy theorists jumping in querying the first answers THEN they would be all over Google Translate and be questioning the translations.

Deffo should go ahead, but make sure you order in plenty of popcorn.

Just in exclusive photo

I've pinged this on Twitter for Global Saints.

It is bollix that I need to buy a flight ticket in next 7 days to get a 30% discounted flight home to watch the Scouse game at SMS. And yet I STILL don't know IF it will be played on that day.

Unfair on UK travelling Saints fans but also unfair on the increasing number of us who are getting organised but who live abroad

You talking about one coming in now or in January?

I'm IMHO not talking

IF we ship Dani out before the end of the window THEN "Statement of Intent" wise we SHOULD bring in a replacement in the same window.

OR the "Statement of INtent will be that Gallagher/Guly are better (in emergency/injury to JRod/SRL) better than anything we could bring in now.

Personally? I don't think our lads are the answer (yet)

Well. It looks like the club want to ship Dani out as fast as they can. Which I guess means re-opening those bids from Inter for a loan deal and adding with the option to buy at the end of the season.

THEN we will see the future commitment of the new Leadership team. One goes out then one SHOULD come in. Anything less will mean

EITHER

1) Sam Gallagher is ready for 1st team football / Guly really is the answer

OR

2) Saint Richmond is right

Even LOOKS stoned in his arrest picture.

I bet there's some back slapping & high 5's going down in the Cop Shop that finally nailed him!

Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost 11m Justin Bieber arrested in Miami for alleged DUI and drag racing http://huff.to/1hnd89K pic.twitter.com/GJxl3INWZA

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LOL!

 

Lets not make this political. He's a cock no matter what your political persuasion! Been f*cking lucky to get plucked from obscurity by someone just out to make money, and now he's rolling in it himself thanks to 'good looks' and dubious 'talent', he acts like he owns everything and everyone he comes into contact with, and thinks he's above the law too half the time.

 

To be honest, he actually needs some good paranting. And a good slap. Preferably with a baseball bat.

Yeah, that's all very well, but tell us what your opinion of him is.

Told you we'd get him

God bless Miami Police Department a service to all mankind

Some tweets

It's fine, we still have Lee Barnard in reserve to replace him

 

Groping the new chairwoman on her fist day... Oh Dani... #saintsfc

 

Bit out of order posting pics of Bear's mum on saints web thou!

Who said it was Bear's Mum?

It's the Bear they've posted a pic of.

what do we think bout horses when people is riding them on roads? My next door neighbour has got one & she is always driving it down my road and parking it outside my house. It does a lot of poo on the street too, but it's not stinky poo like when you have KFC it is more grass poo like when you have salad.

 

I am v.respectful if I'm driving and see one out on road tho, cos I know that they get v.angar if people is cut them off. What I do when i see horserider is i slow right down and creep up behind it, then i give a friendly toot-toot on the car horn and respectful thumbs up and i give them v.wide berth as i go past, cos i have often noticed horses is difficult to control and frequently rear up when I'm passing.

I assume this means that you have award winning Roses growing in your garden.

Free Manure, you lucky sod.

Hey if the hourly rate at Macky D's doesn't go up I am sure you could flog the manure on the side.

Actually come to think of it, you could add some as a secret ingredient. Would make the Big Mac's taste better, or persuade McD's to sell them world wide as Organic burgers

The funny thing is that, unless Clyne is still carrying an injury, MP seems to be preferring Chambers to Clyne when they are both available in the last few games.

Good point well made. IF Clyne cannot get in our team (being kept out by an English Kid) what chance does he have of getting into the England Squad

Having recruited an ex ice hockey player and coach I am expecting a lot more of this when we kick off and we begin a sustained recruitment of 6ft 6 Finnish and Russian players.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlel1VPZ4zA

Well, let's face it. Attractive football wasn't filling SMS every week so it's worth a try.

My Uncle (Sunderland fan) went bat**** mental when they won it, hugging, crying and generally going mental. Now the beers are out.

 

Who said the cups mean nothing...

Yeah, but they have to play Citeh at Wembley in front of the whole planet..........

With Brown & O'Shea in their defence..........

The remake of From here to eternity was blighted by budget cuts from the beginning

new song

 

i'm a beliebherr

 

I thought love was

Only true in fairy tales

Meant for someone else

But not for me

Love was out to get to me

That's the way it seems

Disappointment haunted

All my dreams

 

And then I saw her face

Now I'm a beliebherr

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

I'm in love

I'm a beliebherr

I couldn't leave her

If I tried

 

X 1,000

 

Way too late mate.

I already sang that at Karaoke last Friday. Won me a free Bullfrog & 5 Springbok shots. (So it won't be repeated)

It was on Twitter last Wednesday

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen3m

Not every day you get insulted by someone who has had a #16 hit in America. So thank you @brianhowe01. #Pompey pic.twitter.com/FUmXSDJqhO

 

Hang on.

Is this a row breaking out between factless & the skates most famous supporter (who was gonna save them?)

Sweet

I didn't have £1,000 when I was 8!

Well, obviously.

You weren't lucky enough to be born into a family on benefits.

#moreofyourtaxmoneypouringdownthedrain

More pics here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2543220/Bring-World-Cup-Babes-calendar-looks-forward-summers-tournament-Brazil.html

SOd posting any more of them, I'm off to use the other ones

On the subject of bringing in promising new and young talent.

Have a look at these World Cup Stars..

(Now how do I get my hands on one of THESE?

(Calendar FFS Calendar)

If you're after an alternative countdown to this summer's World Cup, then look no further. The 2014 babes calendar is here.

Created by American photographer Tim Tadder, the 2014 World Cup calendar - to give it its official name - features beautiful models showing off their skills around Brazil.

Twelve stadiums have been digitally integrated with some of the South American country's most stunning scenery to create the backdrops for each image.

Scroll down for video of how the calendar was shot

 

 

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Samba style: A model sporting the colours of World Cup holders Spain shows off her skills near the coast

 

On the run: Mexico's girl takes on a Holland player but Javier Hernandez and Co will face the hosts Brazil when the real tournament gets underway

 

 

 

 

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Eyes on the prize: Nigeria are hoping to become the first African nation to win the World Cup this year

 

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Home advantage: Hosts Brazil are tipped to do well on home soil when the tournament gets underway in June

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This explores the idea of football being at the heart of Brazilian life, the people who live there and among the country's vast landscape.

 

Tadder travelled around Brazil to capture the stadiums and scenery before his colleague, Mike Campau, blended in pictures of the models pulling off tricks, flicks and bicycle kicks.

With the girls each sporting the colours of a qualified nation, the result is an eye-catching set of images which are sure to get viewers even more excited about this summer's football extravaganza.

Well with a woman in charge hopefully Fiorella can be MP's first signing.

She is from Argie land.

And apparently she is VERY good at Keepy Uppy. (And does it in high heels as well)

We moaned about a lack of communication from KL.

She has Communicated.

That is what we wanted, so thankyou to the Advisors who made the suggestion and thankyou to her for taking the time out to actually do it