dubai_phil

We've had about 5 minutes of play and about 20 cliches so far

Hmm obviously he read Dan Brown's new book then Meanwhile .com any pics of how much water on the pitch floating around... oh that's too much just pictured Trousers and floaters yuk

Confusion re the first goal has now been mumbled Sarfend players claimed the keeper had his hands on the ball when Trottman stabbed the ball home

Yes apparently we are getting plenty of movement through the middle And away from forum regulars, we seem to be playing well

All this moving around, and the other thread was going Sooooo well.....

lol you've not been on here that long:-) It's 11:50pm on the equivalent of a Saturday night back home... The choice is out on the beer to the highlights of Dubai Rock Bottom & Chi of a couple of beers and the radio:-) But seriously I beat the Lead singer of the Scorpions in the competition one very boozy night....

Not quite technica;;y correct There is some sort of technical solution that can make your IP address appear to be somewhere that it is not. It is supposedly bery complicated but allows somebody not in UK for example to watch BBC IPlayer etc I read about it in a magazine I of course would never let a techie get onto my pc for 3 hours. And I am registered and paid up on Staints tv;) Meanwhile being 3-1 up at HT away really still is not as good as listening to DP sing the Buggles at karaoke

Oh boym we keep this up we're gonna have to have a witch hunt so we can lol and the doom and gloom team Papa is rubbish Lallana is rubbish Morgan is rubbish OWTSGMI! Meanwhile ericofarabia is now the latest forum member to be officially banned from match day threads!

Oh fookin yes Lallana ran through buries it

yup

I assume from our strong performance so far tonight that Arizona has moved house again Lauren has now made 3 bad fouls

You MAY need to downlload the latest version of Real Player

Solent around Southampton, Saints player or the Buy Phil a Beer on his birthday Text service Find a mate in Hampshire who is listening who has Skype or MSN, get him to put the radio by the PC and bingo

Easier than finding * in the right place. Also Skyping one of my kids and a mate in Florida at the same time so have to be double careful Mate in FL wondered why when he said I'm watching the Presidents Cup I replied YEAH GET THE FOOK IN THERE

OMG commentators praising the previous regime For signing Morgan who in a roving role looks like he's the dog's bits So Morgan shot deflected in off Lallana

Lallana a flukey goal off his knee nose or willy

See what happens when you speak French Boolox

OK now look, I'm a calm, balanced and polite poster I understand culutural issues and I see only the value of a human being, not their race creed or colour. In fact I think Racism is a disgrace Unless we are discussing the French. So, kindly take your sh1tty language, attitude, food and business culuture and stick it up NottArf Krap Please

Actually he said WTFF? last word being For?

great break from Papa from halfway line Adam casual should have scored twice

3 bad fouls from Southend players all should have been yellow already Dougie Freedman playing Corner Sarfend 1st attack

It's very wet water on the pitch slows up after it goes 5 yards and "Southend defenders look like they're wearing flippers. Lambo wining lots of touches think he nodded on for the goal from a Lallana cross We've put some thought into how to play in the conditions and have settled to them very well

Bart Thomas Perry Mills Saga Antonio Connolly GOAL

Davis James Jaidi Trottman Harding Hammond Morgan Wotton Adam Papa Lambo

Saints have started really well Southend hardly out their own half cr*p sorry that was supposed to be the txt