Ohio Saint

Read his earlier posts in this very thread.

I give up. Uppers? downers? WTF?

OK, got it now, thanks. What a larf!!!!

We have to sign so many players, surely the chances are that one of them turns out to be the new Golac? Please?

So what the hell did Beattie say?

That smiley should be made an emoticon to go alongside the facepalm one.

I honestly think that this is how the next season will pan out in regards to that player who's name escapes me at the moment.

OK, I know it's a compilation video edited to make him look good. Even so, there are some massive skills on display there.

Dam? You meant to say dyke. RK has pulled his finger from the dyke..........Get with the Dutch theme!

He's Dutch, like Anne Frank......He ain't gonna say something like "Today, Europe. Tomorrow, the world!"

Domino effect = Free pizza for everyone?

looking forward to his update on Sunday!!

You get a tattoo on your ring piece for lesser mortals to kiss, I believe.

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not.

Time to teach Thor a lesson and give him a good hiding.

It was a short statement, but a good one. He seems to already have seen us play at least!

If his legs are as fit as his arms, we may get a full 90 minutes out of this one!

And there it is!!!! Awesome!!!! Doesn't look like a Susan though!

In Pompey, the word "Date" has two meanings. Time for a court appearance. Visiting your sister.

oink!

Too fit and young for me to have a chance...............Unless I pull the old, "can you change my colostomy bag for me" trick. That one rarely fails!!

You pounded him too hard? I call mine Thor, BTW

The matter in hand in this thread? or the matter in YOUR hand? I don't want to talk about your willy.

Interesting, the three bolded points were all on very much on display in that earlier video.

To the tune of Agadoo, please!