Polaroid Saint

Well, was meant to be center-left but kept on playing to the right until he was pretty much a right-winger by the time he stepped up to the premiership.

'Great' retro design choice with the plastic stick-on sponsor logo. FFS. That is peeling off after 4 points from possible 9 away.

I loves it. Ever the contrarian, I quite like the white back too. I liked the white slash kit and this has an air of that about it.

James Ward Prowse in Tesco Car Park, Aldershot. He was a rather nervous and shy lad - must of only just passed his driving test at the time so I wasn't too surprised by his slightly naff and beat-up looking red Fiesta (or similar small hatch). I then (completely by coincidence as we were obviously leaving the car park at the same time and heading in the same direct) proceeded to follow him, first slowly round the car park before exiting, equally slowly round the roundabout, and then quite closely for about three miles down winding country road towards Fleet. He was driving somewhat erratically. Although, that might have had something to do with the overly enthusiastic waving and constant thumbs-up coming from the grinning idiot driving the car behind him.

Got to be happy with that, Saints fans? Can practically smell the Old Spice on the collar.

Surely something around: 'Still S.F.C' ... By Snoop and Dre... "Do do do do do do do do do: Still!" (Still got love for the saints, it's the SFC!) Etc

Is this thing still on?

Martin Out! Seriously tho', that defeat was primarily down to our horrendously unfit squad which is all RM; it's an open secret that we have trained all season, pre-season and last season in a way that is not rigorous enough for "top level athletes". It was showing a year ago, and it's shown all season. Will we have a team, a squad, capable of lasting ninety, a hundred, 100+, minutes next year? And competing? Let's hope so.

Can we have No Manager, please? Honestly can't see how that's worse; Let a player committee sort it out week to week. By the end of the season there might even be a consensus (is it Lalana? would it be Jack? Ryan Manning tactical genius?). Obviously, it's a terrible idea, I get that - but still no worse than any other options and would appeal to Sports Republic maverick management style.

Stephens taking one for his best mate there? - get sent off, so RM can blame the sending off for the result. Ffs.

Well. Replacing serial loser (BBD) with player of previous season (AA) and we done a win. Football Management eh?

You can get the same odds on Citeh winning 8-0 as you can on Saints to win 1-0. Which seems about right.

Difficult to judge away against this current Arsenal side. But nothing's really changed other than perhaps emphasise that the squad is being mis-managed. I can't see the owners sacking him before next Sunday's 'critical' game - but If Martin loses that one then he'll have to go. 🤪

Tall Paul has been great in this brief cameo. I mean, nothing to lose etc, but still, goes soem way to showing how much better any team can look with an actual centre forward on the pitch. (((ah. bums)))