Tokyo-Saint

Realised that just after I posted Bear.

Ok, I'll have a go and head straight for the top. BAJ Contrary to popular belief Baj is not actually Indian and does not own shares in any Southampton curry houses. BAJ is actually his initials just without the dots. Growing up in Chandlers Ford, young BAJ first gained an interest in saints when Alexsey Cherednik gave him a rosette from a Russian international match and from playing sensible soccer. Baj nowadays is a modern rockstar dividing his time up between perusing the sub boards and playing in-front of thousands at Wembley. He is somewhat an absent dad to the main board and is rarely spotted talking about anything saints related at all. He is however still an overlord and has been known to give out infractions and bans for very little indeed. Even a misplaced joke about a keyboard for sale can result in a hefty infraction. This post will no doubt be deleted and I will disappear with it, just for mentioning his name. However, if you ever want to see Baj, just say his name 3 times in the mirror on a cold dark night and see what happens. If he were a TV character: David Hasselhoff (slightly German rock star wannabe) Estimated earnings: Full tandoori mixed grill starter, Chicken Balti, fruit salad desert + 5 Cobra Beers

FFS Clarke is not a mod? I had only just recruited him!

*name changed to protect the innocent* - I'm a real stalker, not one of these amateurs, I've known who it is since his Azlan days.

my money is on mikes

I am going to have to stop you there Turk. You've gone too far. Bear get behind me, I'll handle this.

F*ck off Greenridge he's mine to stalk!

Get that all the time from the wife. Boom Boom See what I did there spudders? Did you see?

Bump for Turkish.

Already got one of those - bearsy started it.

England is the best country in the world and I am proud to be English. Anyone who says anything I consider to be even slightly anti-English will be called a cvnt. However, I will spout bullsh!t about other countries all day day long. How can I be a racist, ___________ isn't even a race (tm MLG), I am just going to ignore the xenophobe stuff as I don't even know what that is and have never played any musical instrument anyway. God save the Queen!

I love you Milts, many wouldn't but I do.

Turkish is just a vile bully. In fact anyone that disagrees with MLG and/or mocks him/disagrees with him is just a bully and a keyboard warrior. I mean what is this, a d!ck measuring contest? Same old trolls.

If Turkish wants to speak to me, can someone quote him? I have him on ignore you see. Thanks

Good idea, let us know how you get on.

This thread has been taken off topic by the same old trolls. This place used to be so much better, it's gone down hill recently.

F*ck off Nazi!

Why not?

How wrong are you spudders? Recheck the rules. Owned - epic fail - pmsl - O realy and stuff.

"They've always had triffic players goin' all the way back to Rodney Marsh and Stan Bowles but they ain't got that now. It will be a miracle if the stay up (twitch), we just need to get to the window and see what we can bring in (twitch bung %) and maybe ship out a few (twitch bung sell on %)."

In general, yes but there are exceptions to the rule.

What about when Turkish says he is in the know about something (ITK) and then tells everyone he is in the know but only tells a select number of people by PM?* *only jealous that I am not on the PM list p!sspants, don't get all defensive and call me a mug or something and add me to the list.

O RLY?