Tokyo-Saint

It was my trick question-----aaaahhhhhhh fail spudgun. Fail!

It will take more than that to shake me from your sexy trail turks.

I like the stalker stuff, Turkish pulls this one out occasionally when he is not in the mood for taking the banter just giving it out. I haven't got alzheimer's, I am going to remember basic stuff you have said.

Oh and "this thread has been spoiled by the usual trolls" I don't know whether to include myself in the usual troll list (you definitely are Turkish) but when the thread is something like - Who scored against Middlesbrough in the 1995 away match, you need a bit of trolling and going off topic to keep the conversation alive, otherwise it is just a google search.

Fact

What more are you hoping for, his JJB employment record?

Whoever on here thinks he is going to wheel and deal is obviously mistaken.

Yep.. 1996 Blyth Spartans 1 (0) 1996 Southampton 1 (0) 1996–1997 Gateshead 8 (2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

Didn't he move to Gateshead and play non-league for them for a bit?

It's like an insight into my home life spudder, except does anyone else think that bird looks a bit like sonia from eastenders? More from TVTokyo. Banzai! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYaJdQ2fM6w&feature=relmfu

Pay attention in Japanese class then spudders! Miss Hanna and I aren't doing it for fun you know.

Living in the same town as him would put a dampener on things.

Cheers hutch, having a nightmare today, completely snowed under all this non porn, porn stuff.

Our first non porn, porno video! And before any mods get their infraction guns out, this is kids TV and any hidden messages are just that, hidden. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JBnuVfx8uVA

As we are being fair today, this is obviously before kick off. Most of their fan base would still be on their sister at this point.

Neil Maddison Saint Bletch

You must think I'm dumb bletch? You're forgetting i cracked the enima code (well joke but same thing). They aint coming off till we've milked you dry! And sold all the bletchy milk the French can handle.

Is that how he injured his neck?

Sounds good... Injuries to Hatem Ben Arfa and Pa**** Cisse soured Newcastle's evening. Ben Arfa damaged his hamstring and is likely to miss Sunday's game at Southampton, while Cisse suffered a kick to his thigh but could feature at St Mary's. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20336202 Newcastle's injured players Hatem Ben Arfa (hamstring) Pa**** Cisse (thigh) Ryan Taylor (knee) Dan Gosling (knee) Yohan Cabaye (groin) Haris Vuckic (knee) Shola Ameobi (groin) Jonas Gutierrez (knee) James Perch (thigh) Adam Campbell (neck)

We call Bletch gerrad now. He has not joined a cult, his is just trying to improve his life and is reducing his zions for when the great maker returns. Leave him be Pap, leave him be.

Pap **** off! Stop coming round here stealing our dad! How are we supposed to learn about homophobs and stuff without bletchy? Get back to your own area with alps and hypo and all your other 'mates'. Leave bletchy here with me spudders, bear, paradise, dig dig, hanna and the lurkers. He'll be fine, we'll look after him.

Sorry mate, was so excited about the tits thing, my spelling became worse than usual (and it's not too great usually). Ive seen a few fannies on the main board but would welcome at least a camel toe in the lounge.

They are not going to let him back, his fiver is already popaddom dust. By posting this I get him off my back for a bit, give people a chance to see good bye or whatever and keep him happy for a bit.

He had a little spat with Charlet or something. Not sure. I think he got an infraction for something small and then insulted Charlet about it and then got another one and so on and so on, until Charlet banned him and sped off in his mini.

Hang on, I'm getting more.... Is there anybody there? Is there anybody there? I'm getting something, he says "Tell Pap he is a good bloke"