Tokyo-Saint

Sorry it's @tommyjwarner400

Hi twitter address is in the title for anyone who wants to contact him outside of the forum - him being (perhaps harshly) banned and all that.

No he is not dune.

Recently there has been a lot of banding around of the word stalker. Turkish has called me a stalker because I remember he is a travelling salesman in an old BMW, Alps has called me a stalker as I remember he is a miserable old git living in Austria, all the female posters have called Bearsy a stalker because, well he has been stalking them, the word has been banded around a lot. However, I do genuinely have one and he is not going to let me off the hook until I become his agent and post this thread. Cheese on Toast is alive and well and has been contacting me regularly from the afterlife. He would firstly like to apologise to chalet and say he is now a changed man, please unban him? He promises to never cause any trouble again. Secondly, he would like to say hello to everyone and for there to be a petition for him to be reinstated (assuming of course Charlet ignores this post, which he will). I think that is it, but no doubt he will be contacting me again from the afterlife to pass on messages. Please leave any message for him below.

Sigh, Bletch... are you sure you wouldn't be happier talking about submarines in the lounge? Me and bear are trying to divy up the b!tches here. I am already up to my eyeballs in hardcore non-porn. I haven't got time to argue with you.

How wrong could you be? Check out the rules from the OP and then come back to apologise!

Don't be rediculous Turks, no one really believes you like the happy Mondays. I can't see you sitting there in your Armarni Jeggings singing "it's gotta be a loose fit".

Oh bear we're is such a competition for lols! It's sweet how we totally think the same though ain't it!

Sorry, double post on different accounts again!

*cough* we'll have none of that in here please - follow the rules

Are you going to see the Happy Mondays at the round house with him next week?

As many on here know, I work as a top private detective on a freelance basis, occasionally teaming up with Bearsy for the bigger investigations. Anyway, here is what I have found out.. Glad to be of service

Too late feller, I've already 'moved you on' to Bearsy. I get first dibs on the next one.

You two should talk more. I'll help out, just like Blair has in the middle east, that's all going so well.

No fiver, no vote.

I've heard it is not covered until the 3rd year. Broken Britain.

I'm sure they can find something to do to keep them busy. If not, they could have a dirty protest.

Anal *Either sister will do

Of course spudders, just PM'd you the details.

Nostradamus award for knowing how this thread was going to end - Alps!

I don't know where the jokes end and the truth begins Turkish... Thank god I don't work in an office anymore.

Do you have dress down Friday but instead of wearing casual stuff, you all dress as your favourite Harry Potter character? Bet Roman loves that kind of sh!t.

Stop, you're making me jealous. It's sounds such fun at your work, I bet it doesn't feel like work at all.