Tokyo-Saint

Can you wait till Turkish gets here before you start posting the really mental stuff plse mlg?

Yes,no,yes.

Just star at the wall for 30 secs and then ask if it is some regular poster. You'll have a fair chance of success.

To be fair some of the afternoon thickness is the build up to Bap and then the night posting is Bap itself. Can't blame me for that though, that was the forum equivalent to the finale of breaking bad. Everyone logged in for that.

You were involved in Bap thou Pap so can't be you. Most excited Bap viewers were obviously me and bear. It is one of us. The heavy posting after 4pm makes me think it is bear as that's what time the foam cut to size manager goes to watch deal or no deal. However, it is probably me.

The blue dots spell out Pap but from the title 'complete sado' I am guessing it is any one of us. The lack of weekend post make me think that is might be me.

I'll translate it with the help of Bill Gates. While the British press ensures that Morgan Schneiderlin consider changing nationality to play for the England team after the World Cup if he is not selected with the team of France, in the middle of Southampton has denied these allegations. " I was asked this question : "It's been over six years since you play in England, so you can apply for a British passport Are you aware of.?" I just said: "I was already in spoken, so yes, I know. " And this quote, English newspapers have a section, has he explained. I never said I wanted to wait to ask the World British nationality . I just thought it was going to be hard to be in the list of Blues for the World Cup, I expected this list and that I hoped to be. That's all . " He who is considered one of the best places in the English league for two seasons, but has never been selected by Didier Deschamps, has " never spoken English passport . " It is said

No it's Japan, usual rules don't apply. It is not a joke btw, they genuinely eat KFC at Xmas, you have to pre-book and everything. Some big marketing agency tricked everyone into believing it was a tradition. Baby Jesus loves a bargain bucket etc.

He is Japanese Whitey. He does what all Japanese do. He eats KFC.

Back to this again? Can we not have more about Turkey man. He bums Turkey, does he? etc

Nah, must be some mistake Papillon, it looks nice there.

Bletch, you have caught my interest. I have been researching Japanese Turkey man. Here are some more of my findings. 1) He posts on saints web. 2) He failed to qualify for the winter Olympics. 3) Like many posters on here, his family insist he 'walks ahead'. There is also evidence of him shopping, eating scotched eggs and playing hide and seek. However, I don't want to steal all bletch's thunder.

Yeah no one complained when we stole Le Tissier off France, despite him buggering off to France with a baguette in hand after playing golf in Stoneham every week.

I like this turkey man bletch. Bernard Matthews talked a good game but when it came down to it, was he really prepared to live like a Turkey? No! Sebuyama San takes it to a new level. Also, I am not 100% sure bletch but is it maybe Cebuyama? If so he has spent too much time up mountains in the Philippines. Ladyboy Phil has a similar issue but with Swans.

You are one lazy mutha****a bear. Microwave is easy to use. No wonder McDs slacked you off the drive thru and now you are at foam cut to size. The pay cut seems to have hurt you hard as I have seen several begging posts on here, main bored and lounge over the last couple of days.

You've obviously never heard of these little bad boys then. They are good for once at night pissed and then again for early breakfast before vomit and hangover.

I'd put money on her getting angry again Bear!

Damn you Farawaysaint!

The team that won France the world cup had a fair few 'non French' in it. In fact their most capped player was born in Pointe-à-Pitre.

I'm apologising for her, she has serious issues and will do something like this again. She needs help.

Good point. Sorry to hear about your mum not being able to iron.

I think all England squad should have 'who do you think you are' done on them and if any are forgien or spent more tHan two weeks abroad, they are out!. They should also be fined for trying to impersonate an Englishman and moved to Australia.

Which is one with hat?

Pap does investigating and then child sacrifice bear. I don't care if gs knows the rule or not. It's going to be like raiders or the lost ark round here by the time papa finished.