Tokyo-Saint

Last stop. Please

But Monday to Thursday is 'business time'.

Would it be too much hassle for them to have a pop up asking 'Do you want to update now' with a 'don't ask this again' button, like they do for every other useless pop up in the game?

It is what they call a 'business bachelor' in Japan Tim.

Pleased to hear it spud. With this place getting spammed up with lounge stuff, I've actually had to head off to the lounge at times.

No don't, it might encourage Ludwig and nobody wants that.

It investigates the posters that we choose and meets them for beer. Or else it gets the hose again.

You'll do what you are told or we will make you meet Barry again!

Where next in the exciting world of 'Pap Investigates'? Having successfully cracked the case of 'is Barry a completely separate cock from dune or the same appendage?', where next for agent Pap? This man will stop at nothing to get to the truth. He will travel, wait in seedy bars for sweaty men and even bring family members along on stake outs. Possible future missions Is Sarb from Hounslow really Simon from Weybridge/Dibden Purlieu? Who is goat boy, why does he know so much and why does he love goats? Is Bearsy really a bear from the Birmingham gay scene or is this just a cover story? What happened to Justice Mike and is Milf hunter spudders trapped in the same place? Is Turkish really a founder member of Right Said Fred or is this just a cover story? Will Bletch ever stop the word games? This is for the people to decide. We could have a poll but the mods never come on here. Bear could do a survey but he'd only bugger it up again, so instead just post you vote/idea below. Agent Pap is ready!

It's not over, not by a long shot. This is just the beginning of 'pap investigates' and I want my free beer.

No England game dune. The Alex is expensive as well. Bring plenty of cash.

Actually when is the England game? Change to the England game, 10 mins before kick off. Failure to show or bring sufficient beer and taxi Money result in you being dune, dune. I will report the results to the forum with pics and fake apology if I am wrong.

You think I'm believing Pap about this? No way! He believes aliens run earth and killed JFK on 9/11. I want my own proof. Be in the Alexander pub in Wimbledon at 9:05 tomorrow. Make sure you bring taxi and beer money for me.

Yeah whatever dune.

Did you get a mouthful of hard meat as well bear?

Update. Pap is in the toilets of burger king waiting for meet. His words not mine.

They are holding a candlelight vigil right now Tim.

Sarb will have to go to the Glasgow Radisson again to verify.

He won't fall for that one again!

I've sent super Mikey to meet you in Camden Brett. Be at the round house in 15 minutes.

Right next up in pap investigates, sarb and then goat boy.

Nah, I said it wasn't dune. Two cocks can look the same, smell the same and pump out the same kind of crap but be two completely different cocks.

DON'T SWALLOW IT PAP!!!

Pap will be dead by now.

He's in the mirror pap!