Tokyo-Saint

Just to help trigger peoples memory... It is sometimes a complete puzzle where these gay rumours come from. How do these things start?

Trust me Tony, I was confused at just being there. They didn't mention any of this Beyonce concert stuff in the wedding contract. It seemed to work though, the girls around me were going mental at all that stuff. Then Beyonce said that she wanted to be 'a naughty girl' and did a kind of lap dance. Just 15 minutes earlier her video thing was going on about how woman were not to be used as sexual objects. This lap-dance was the most enjoyable irony of the night. Far more enjoyable irony than the society of black laywers moaning about racist discrimination, while themselves discriminating.

Egg would be their leader if he wasn't held back by the colour of his skin. We are all victims. I was dragged to this little punk concert at the O2 the other day. The main singer was called Beyonce and she was banging on about feminism and equality. Then at the end she introduced her all female band, backing singers and dancers. It was very confusing.

Always

If you hum the tune, I'll sing along.

Its about a third Barry. I have stated the eu all along. The price of our energy is strongly linked to how much the eu is paying for theirs and their supply. We have very little of our own these days.

Yes you are correct, however my point was the eu as let's face it, they don't give a **** about us alone. We do import a lot of coal from them though.

Bear and source...

Your google broken Barry? According to Gazprom the UK imported 8.16 billion barrels in 2011. This would make Russia the third largest source of natural gas imports after Norway and Qatar. The rest you can look up yourself.

It's a third Barry, trust me.

I told you, just over a third of our (The EU's) gas and oil supply.

Where's this then? When did I say that? I just wanted to know what action you had in mind as you were so up for action. About a third of all oil used in the EU and over a third of our natural gas. Could put a spanner in Labour's price freeze strategy.

Complete sanctions? As in we cut off our (Europe's) main energy supplier in order to put the squeeze on a self sufficient country? Who's visa would you restrict and to where? This is getting messy already Barry.

Or a question get in the way of an answer. Come on Barry, what should the western leaders do right now? You were demanding action, what action do you want?

Weasel!

So do something but just not sure what yet, don't right anything off. Not sure what but it should be done right away. Ok, I'll have a word right away.

Just to be clear, what action do you suggest?

When Pappy met Barry

And as per our agreement, I get to continue to all you cockface without retort.

Shotgun on the bottom 3!

Done! Pap will bring it along when you meet cockface.

Can I please call you barrancha from now on?

Yeah get down the lane Pap or you are getting a bwakkk.