Tokyo-Saint

Told you!!! All in one jump suit pap! In the mirror!! Danger danger!!

Not straight ahead, to the left. Freeky guy in all in one jump suit. IT IS DEFINITELY HIM!

Is that Barry in the mirror?

Cause iPhone is now free spud?

And that is the final whistle. Barry mocks his team mate Garry by calling him gashy, bemoans the team's spending policy and storms off to the side. As is customary in Liverpool, everyone drinks a pint of milk and talks about Ian rush for 3 minutes....then it's pap time!

Next goal wins at Baz's football match. Pap goes for the 3rd nervous **** in 15 minutes.

I was thinking Lucy as Mario cheated on her but then she became fit and wanted her back but by that time she was boning everyone and it was too late. They then spent ages just flirting and never actually hooking up in sugar hut.

No please tell. Do you now have scrotal scar?

I once had a mate who shaved his pubes with a bic. He didn't know where to stop or how to do a fade so ended up doing his leg all the way down to the knees.

When you say polite do you mean a reach around? It's always polite to give reach around Barry.

Of course you can. Your company will have insurance just like the rest of us. In fact it will be easier as insurers like to keep corporate clients happy.* *My formal advice as penance for joke.

Sold to SuperMikey!

Careful bear, people will find out we are related and their dumb weasels attempts to split us up (that's you leadic) have been in vain. My brother is Pedo, all family is V.sad about this.

I think I was at the same gig Barry - honestly.

Yeah, I'll meet you in Bitterne Village. Just park up round the back and walk 500 meters or so in any direction. I will be along within 15 minutes.

It is a game about a guy who knows every shop that is open or closed down in Liverpool. He has to meet a strange wizard for a drink down a lane to prove he is a real dirty scouser as well as the wizard and will forever be true to him. He gets energy by cracking jokes about 80s TV celebs and forgotten shops. It's a real blockbuster.

I've got a Silver TomTom with slight damage to the front right side of plastic frame cover. Will sell or swap for crack/smack, please let me know if you are interested.

Bear you pay these kissagrams per minute, he can't just sit there drinking in the mud while wearing an old Ian Rush Liverpool shirt.

Playa!

Don't take Pap down the lane then come on here and flirt with me Barry. I am not that kind of girl.

Watch out for this Pap.

Pap take photo, tweet it to me @notdeppo and leg it. I will take care of the rest.

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