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Just a back scrub bletch, nothing more.

I completely deny that allegation, I have never done that in my life.

Oh Barry, you're so clever.

I think MLG will confirm it was discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it the Boleyn Ground which of course in German means a whales vagina.

Golfing Phil, does he?

No problem Tim.

Cheers Pap!

Bit late on this one sad sack.

It will take more than a hating German to separate us Bob.

Good work GS, hating on the haters. It's the only language they understand. I have always considered you to have good judgement in people and one of the top 5 posters on here. Thanks for your vote as well. I voted for you as most ITK poster.

Ah the hater in chief pops his head out of his dad's posh Putney mansion to let off some steam with a few well placed snipes before rowing club. How are you doing Ludders? Did you go to the Fulham game with your dad? We could have met up for a beer. We could have talked about how you cried into your latte when you saw I won MVP by a landslide 1 vote. You may be hating Ludwig but huge number like 13 people can't be wrong. Thanks for your vote btw.

*has just left Pap to drink a mild stout with bletch to go and join the samubuccas with chicken on a BJ and bear* Pompey lass it getting it up the wrong 'un tsinight. Prepare yourself Gboy, you're going in.

lol worst defense eva by bear. Pretending he don't known her when really its his ex bird who dumped him but he still madly love.

Funny thing is, this is bit true. Pap is funny hippy guy who would probably ask you where you were from and who sorted you out like spudders in his hay day. Like a dirty wizard on tour in Liverpool or someone another may ask for tips on WORF or whatever the correct term for it may be. However if asked who you would rather have a beer with, expensive out of fashion jacket titz Baz or Pap 99.9% of us would have the same answer. Barry is a man who drinks alone.

Stop playing hard to get hypo, how's the man sposed to get hold of you? Just post your mobile number and tinder details and show some trust in others.

I didn't get the Xavi one either bear. I don't think anyone did. Some of them don't work but no one wants to say anything in case dumb word smith calls them dumb*. *he'd probably use other unnecessarily long word with double meaning and then 500 word explanation for it.

You are not considering Ima Slutzky then? This one sounds as contrived as Bletch's efforts but more gratifying.

I can confirm that they all do bear. Some of them more than once!

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Can we do the next one without Adrian Chiles and Andy Townsend?

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I don't like new challenges MLG, I like spanking PSG in champ league finals and then making unreasonable demands to the board. Do you know if steam updates automatically again or can I opt out?

Angry taxi guy says he'll pay a fiver over and above anything hypo offers. He made a killing of a dud HTC one and has money to burn.