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Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face...

Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun.

god this place is turning into a dating site, whose next?!! Boggy and the midget photographer, Georgie and Supermicky, hang on someones missing here......

He's got a car though, just needs a booster cushion to see over the steering wheel.

i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!!

Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs.

yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart

HIs nickname is tripod though....

by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger?

No wonder my relationships only last 3 months!

i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

I like a woman that knows her place.

Thats Stu out

alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

go on then........

hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really??

Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive

There is your first mistake, sitting at home moping about, get yourself out there, join the gym, go and do an evening course in cookery so when you get a bloke you look hot with your kit off and can cook properly, if they are lucky as a treat do both at the same time? master those two things and your 1/10 of the way there.

yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere.

Are we going out and i dont know about it?

Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks..

Mr TF????? Come on, do tell what they are.....

errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love.

HOw tall are you?? DBP is a short arse, what's going on there??!!!

I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to me's answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much......