Saint NL

Elyounoussi, fucking hell

Lyanco nice interception

Arsenal penalty incoming, they've had a few shouts already this half

The only logical explanation at this point, is that after relegating Saints, Selles takes off his mask and he's that Pompey twat with the bell.

Just watching the second goal again, that pass from Alcarez was sublime.

Need the ref to be strong. The arsenal players and crowd are appealing every little thing. JWP needs to be appealing for some of those fouls, that late one against Alcarez looked a cert but it's just waved away with no protest.

Christ. Half time.

Finally an arsenal player is booked for a foul

This ref is taking the piss now, not even pretending

7 minutes? Wtf ref

You can drop Bednarek on his neck and it's fine though 🤣

Refs going to need to sharpen his pencil at half time, he's wearing this one out

Most fight I've seen bednarket put in in a long time

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No way we finish this with 11 men. It's not even a dirty game

We'll still find a way to lose this, but good stuff so far

Bazunu will give them one to even it up

Ok, two more of those and I'll start to believe

TV showing Alcarez upfront and Theo on the right wing

Commentator just asked Fara Williams and Lee Dixon who would win. They said easy Arsenal win, 3-0. I mean, they're probably right, but there's a real love in on TV and it's a bit sickening.

Best league in the world!!

I was hoping for a Saints win, and £100m on the Euro millions tonight. Obviously one of those is a real long shot, takes the piss somewhat that it's the Saints win. That lineup, Jesus Christ

They 🙄

Some old lady coughs in Aberdeen on May 27th, the whole league is shut down due to COVID and the season is eventually written off. Saints stay in the Premier League, but now we all know what a bunch of useless wasters they are, so everyone except a key set of 6-8 players are kept. All management and coaches are fired, and replaced. A new stripey home shirt is announced, the words "Nathan Jones is a wanker" are hidden in the red stripes. Ankerssen jumps ship to Liverpool to oversee their rebuild (with hilarious consequences). Saint Mary's gets an even bigger lightshow, and Sam Smith performs live before the season kicks off at home to Crystal Palace.

That's better than having them done behind B&M Bargains.