Saint NL

Next week versus Arsenal, forget about what's happening on the pitch. The real battle will be Selles against Arteta. Two immaculately groomed barnets going toe to toe on the big stage. I'm getting excited just thinking about it...

Palace had two shots on target. Won 2-0. Gavin "the sieve" Bazunu strikes again.

All over. Waste of time. Players can fuck off. Selles can fuck off. Just forfeit the rest of the season and take the 3-0 loss each time and save us all the effort.

Sam Allardyce used to joke that if his name was exotic like Sammi Alledici then he'd get the top jobs. We've actually gone and appointed the Spanish Steve Wigley.

ABK doesn't give a fuck does he? Good player but his attitude is not great.

We can. And we should. But we won't.

Everton getting bummed by Fulham. The most amazing thing is that no matter how shit we are, we still aren't cut adrift.

Imagine being given a lesson in attacking football by Roy fucking Hodgson.

Let's all appreciate the captain's performance from JWP this afternoon. Do you remember that thing he did? No me neither.

Stu Armstrong is coming on to amble around for a bit.

The big guy won a header..... This is it guys, something's brewing

Bazunu caught one. Lets enjoy the progress the team is making.

Don't like the sound of this

Fuck me, Alcarez just missed another. We could have scored 4 today

Alcarez off the post

Just bet my mortgage on a last minute JWP penalty

Big Paul showing some skills before overhitting a simple pass.... This is awful stuff

Sack Selles tonight. This is Nathan Jones esque. Bazunu is having an absolute shocker.

Fuck me, the replay of the goal make it look even worse. Punch the ball to the striker, watch him knock it in, and then dive.... Jesus christ

ABK will be out for the Arsenal game then.

Smart from Aribo. If he goes off now, and Saints lose this one 9-0, he's pretty much guaranteed to be Saints player of the match

The big fella is coming on.

Elyounoussi on for Aribo on 63 mins 🤣

Would this team be much worse if we put Aribo in goal, and Bazunu up front? Might be worth a try.

Bazunu palmed it straight to the striker, you can't coach that