Saint NL

1-0, another fuck up at the back

That's a clear foul, Armstrong needs to be clever there

Oh so close, Armstrong needs to shoot. Maybe a foul??

I've watched Toney sitting in the stands more than Saints attacking 😂

Decent corner and Stephens heads over

I think it's only 0-0 because mbeumo is having a nightmare so far

BBD can only be described as "industrial"

THB is having another 'mare

Refs a bit eager with his cards

Christ, we're open at the back

Play a short goal kick to the keeper who punts it long 😂 Keeps them guessing I suppose

Adam Armstrong shooting from 35 yards instead of looking for a pass

A couple of half decent chances. We need to take one of these before Brentford sort their shit out

You'll find out on 65 mins during the triple change™

If I remember correctly, last season we seemed to lose three in a row and then win the next few. So Russ is chucking this one, so he gets the "I beat Man United" badge

I can only hope that the plan is to keep it tight for 60 mins and then unleash the subs.

Alongside man mountains Theo Walcott and KWP 😂

Meghoma confirmed to Brentford. Seems to be 5m plus add-ons. So half of what was reported earlier

Napoli will line up this season with a midfield of Billy Gilmour and Scott McTominey. With Che Adams at Torino, the Scottish invasion continues.

Take two away, you've counted Cornet and Fraser twice. So "only" 22 senior players.

Saints have spent the same as Liverpool, Man City and Everton combined.

Sky Sports saying four unnamed clubs are interested in Reiss Nelson from Arsenal.... Don't think it's Saints but he might fit the profile?

Even he couldn't get injured in the 12 seconds he played the other night

They just apologised for showing it, whatever it was 😂 this is it: https://x.com/gloryglorytott/status/1829566188050907163?t=4ngvGTe3ePHnvke3aXuP2A&s=19

Is anyone watching Sky Sports News? Did someone just try and re-enact the famous "dildo in the ear" scene?