Saint NL

This looks like some twitter bullshitter guessing transfers doesn't it? But looks closer and it's the Hull owner giving the odds on signings 🤣 Does Dragan have a twitter account? He should get in on this.

Nah, you're alright mate. Tbf to him, his full quote makes it sound like a whole lot of nothing. If this is what the Skates think, then you know it's not as big as it's made out to be. "I don't think it's particularly widespread in England but I think it's probably more common on the continent and beyond. "Do people want to get a competitive advantage and push the rules as much as they can, the answer's yes and sometimes that spills over. "If you want to come see us train then just get a day pass at the gym or buy one of the houses around the back, it's no problem whatsoever. "What happened in the summer was unfortunate for that club but we have to just keep our heads down and wait for the outcomes, but for now we'll just get on with it."

Sounds like the FA are going to give egghead Infantino a vote of no confidence. So the poor secretary will be busy typing out that email so our verdict will be delayed again 😢

So to punish Tonda, he's going to have to communicate to the bench with an iPhone and he'll need binoculars to see the pitch from the stands 👀

It's this BS merchant

Blatters ban expires in 2027, he can swoop in and save football

Infantino is so brazen it's almost respectable

Can't guarantee it's accuracy, but interesting nonetheless

The Athletic reports that Saint NL is confident of having relations with Sydney Sweeney.

I saw elsewhere that some (obviously very busy) Boro fans were reading the comments here and reporting them for the amusement of others. They are a very sad bunch, especially the fella "Jigsaw" who I heard has sexual intercourse with farm animals

Gibbo was on his summer hols and couldn't be arsed to figure out a punishment until he got back

Lankshear confirmed for Boro

The playoffs also include more teams this season (3rd - 8th) so all the relegated teams have a little extra safety net to get back up.

West Ham are raking it in

Did you miss the bit with the guy hiding behind a tree with an iPhone?

Just as well, he's wearing white shorts....

The market is fucked 🤣

There's zero chance of a championship spending £20m+ on a defender.

I saw a rumour that Gareth Southgate is poised to replace Poch as the American manager.

#DNA

At least everyone can see it, even the BBC articles are openly questioning the manager. He surely can't stay on for the Euros.

Kick Tuchel out today and let Jordan Henderson manage the third place play off. He'll need help putting the cones out while he has only one arm.

That final half an hour or so was horrific in every way

Not sure how Tuchel can stay after that. A real shambles