Saint NL

Maybe Rohl isn't the master tactician we thought he was

Big statement from the plucky little team in Wales

Ref!

I'll say it again, Peretz kicking is shite

Christ, the defenders panic every time the ball goes near our box

Scienza and Fellows have been much more involved, this is much more like it

Peretz kicking needs a bit of work

Goal scienza

We're definitely playing it forward much quicker today

Adam and Jo have been on the beers pre game I reckon 😂

I just saw Downes make a forward pass ♥️

Armstrong dropped as well. Maybe Tonda grew some balls

A back four it is then. Fuck knows why the image isn't working

There's no way they sack him before Sunday. Purely because no one would be mad enough to step up to be "coach" for that game. If Lallana has serious aspirations to be a manager, then losing on Sunday would be a huge black mark against him before his career has even started. Tonda will be out the door at 2pm on Sunday.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/loris-karius-interview-liverpool-schalke-b2899623.html? Interesting article about ex-Liverpool keeper Loris Karius who somehow made a decent comeback after an awful time. Maybe Bazunu can do something similar.

We were promised Heavy Metal football. We got the fucking Backstreet Boys 😂

He can charge a fortune to write them a 28 page detailed analysis with a full breakdown of the issues. I'll summarise the document for us all: xG too low, lol

Bacardi Breezer 😂

Tonda will spend his usual 10 minutes of preparation getting the team sorted. "Same line up as usual, oh they have a fast striker so Jack, you sit this one out and Quarshie starts". Job done.

I dunno, reckon he'd fit in well at Saints 😂

You are correct, but some of those missed chances in the first half were appalling. Our players were doing their best chuckle brothers routine instead of shooting from 5 yards.

His only contributions were a nasty tackle and a misplaced pass

Boooooooooooo

Matsuki has had a shocker

4 mins 😂