Convict Colony

Listen if we can't beat Frank from shameless's team then I give up.

8 hours ago, SaintTex said:

all our targets are opting for the Saudi Pro League. Very frustrating.

Yeah fucking Saudis.

I see juanmi our little Spanish dude has gone there.

Presume it's to work in a Spanish restaurant for the good Spanish players there.

11 hours ago, Saint_clark said:

Er, yes. I am of the opinion based on the evidence of my eyes and the stats that he is shit. 

He's done nowt wrong this season so far but has got lucky a couple of times with referee calls helping him out. He was nowhere near the ball when the Plymouth player went through today and if he hadnt decided to dive would have been around him. 

Watching this game while the missus is driving badly at 150 is not recommended.

That midfield looks weaker than my jokes 

Sounds like it will be another 4-4 then

If the guy isn't good enough for us he can always be loaned to France or Turkey to develop further.

9 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Sports Republic, turning teams to shit for 18 months...

To be fair they are buying shit teams hoping to turn them good and make money on, unfortunately the 3 they bought have just continued the trend of shitness.

45 minutes ago, coalman said:

I see your autobahn and raise you a free bar.

Easy win for the coalman

I had salmonella once from a curry, think they used a old cat instead of chicken, was awful for 5 days and lost 7kgs.

If JW is relaxed that this is happening then i am positively horizontal.

28 minutes ago, SaintTex said:

i could see the pros to a Luton loan move for him.

• He plays regularly in the PL
• Even if Luton is relegated he doesnt go down with them.
• He won't be blamed for Luton's relegation.
• If Luton stays up he will get a lot of the credit.
• If he plays for Saints in Championship and Saints aren't promoted, his PL value will decrease.

Cons

He's associated with luton.

Gonna be watching this as i travel down the autobahn at 150kph so wonder who will hit the post first, me or players.

1 hour ago, Crouchie's Lawyer said:

Damn, there was me thinking “who is this Atlanta Primus we have signed and why have I not heard anything about him” only to find out it’s a girl, for the Saints women’s team!

 

Got my hopes up then!

I was getting confused that they were related to Optimus prime.

Can I be the first to say I've no idea and whatever the forum decides you'll have my endorsement.

How does the thread system work then ?

This is labelled as HOT at the moment but we've had about 20 posts since last night.

Full came in expecting a lot to of happened.

5 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Have to laugh..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66528976

Bit of a comedown.

I await the mental gymnastics to be performed to turn this into a "smart buy" "world class" and my favourite "bundesliga gem"

I get Martin's point about Armstong and Che and how many goals theyve scored so far but as a saints fan I can't help but expect that this is some sort of highpoint and as soon as the transfer window is shut they will be utter shit again.

2 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said:

Apparently there was a dawn raid this morning so the Pink Panther was unable to attend.

hahahahahhaha

Guys can someone point me to the place where all the gossip from today's open training session is.

Assume the goalkeeper shirt wearing be nicer guy was there with his telephoto lens, did any speak to him ? 

3 hours ago, CB Fry said:

Has Flynn Downes been announced? Huge if true

Dont worry CB, I am relaxed about it and he will join this week.

7 hours ago, Saint Garrett said:

 

Charles
Downes
Alcaraz

Armstrong
Adams
Tella

 

Really like this midfield

Just realised make it friendlier bloke said he had season tickets for both the men's and women's teams, bet they were birthday presents from his missus.

Didn't look too diverse as well, too many middle aged white men for me.

Am sure people would shout male privilege but let me tell those people, you've never obviously watched a game if you think it's a privilege.

44 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said:

I'm really wondering why Bazunu gets a complete pass from manager and DoF alike.

Tin foil hat on, but I wonder if he wasn't from Man City and if Man City didn't have a vested interest in his success - would he be getting that same backing? 

It's easy, they know more about football than you.

On 27/07/2023 at 16:30, Convict Colony said:

Am predicting Baz plays well and makes no mistakes for the month of August.

Let's revisit this statement in September 👌

Me , Jase and Russell believe.

Still 0 goal mistakes for August.