Jillyanne

No.

Yes. If anyone wants a pic, pm me your e-mail address.

Bang wrong.

I know not of this phrase - is she in a mood by chance, if so, bring her over and let her see them, her heart will melt - you could also score points by buying one for the good lady!!!

What? since when was anywhere in Africa a 'white' persons domain, the white people screwed it up imho by going there in thh first place and taking over. How many white south africans do you know that have now fled back here - loads is the answer. The blacks are still there and so they bloody should be. The amount of times I have heard people in Southampton etc claim 'the indians/polish/etc' are taking our jobs, just remember what the whites did to the africans ffs. ps - you can still buy a kitten.

RobskII = the voice of reason.

I have 4 Glitter Glam Leopard Bengal kittens for sale, ready in 6 weeks, purebred. £450 each to 'normal people' but willing to sell to anyone from here for £350. I can provide pics if anyone is interested.

Consider it done, do you want nibbles?

StuRomseySaint, he is a legend in these parts.

W*nk?

Ask SRS, he will give you a full and frank explanation.

Not sure Crouchie has actually killed anyone yet though.

Today - have visited my nan, my cat has had 4 kittens so will look after her for the rest of the day, drink and eat nice food tonight. Tomorrow - take the children to my mums to stay while we decorate a bedroom. Sunday - get the children back, cook a roast, drink. If anyone wants a leopard bengal in 6 weeks, let me know.

What is the moral of this short story? Kids needs morals man.

Kelloggs.

I am off to the M&S foodhall to see what delights they have today.

No you haven't.

So does this woman: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090304/tuk-woman-bit-off-boyfriend-s-tongue-6323e80.html

Poles apart.

I thought this was a foreign phrase at first................ then worked it out.

No thanks very much.

Butterscotch is the only one worth eating imho.

Well as all the memorabilia that was in the pub went up for auction this week, I would assume it is shut.

What is it exactly?

Horrible (I would imagine).