Stuntman Mike

I have to say that UKIP, like the Greens and BNP etc would be rubbish as a "parliament", but Farage is brilliant. A politician not afraid to speak his mind, but, able to get his point across in a clear and articulate way.

Unfortunately they are prone for rusting away (and falling apart generally!) My suggestion would be to get rid as a vehicle of that age will only get worse and at the end of the day its not exactly the most fuel efficient of things! Better off with a people carrier, Pug 806, Sharan, something like that for about 1k, can get the kids in and then take the seats out to use as a van.

Basingstoke is actually a Chelsea stronghold, not Reading.

I think they'd beat us comfortably and would be a bad idea to start the season having been thrashed at the hands of their reserves. Would do the confidence of players no good at all. The key is to find a side that will attract punters, but also one that's not going to totally demolish the team and their confidence. A mid-table Serie A side etc? Sent from my underground bunker via the Enigma machine

PB asked me to post as he's run out of posts for the day ... says; Looks like I was wrong about the Macon then, which is a surprise as they normally hold out a bit longer than that, however the Pouilly should still be fine, especially with a nice roast Chicken or similar. I'd make gravy with the reds if they aren't too rank tasting!

Don't forget to get in a lot of private schools, you still have to pass an exam and/or be interviewed by the school (such as King Edwards in Southampton is an 11+ exam entry only, and their results are amazing, unsurprisingly!)