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Talkshite reporting GlasgowSaint as new manager. Rasmus was impressed with his momentum curves, his photos of Milan, and how he organized a minivan to take him and his mates to the South Coast Derby...

InB4 DT writes, "FFS, they're appointing fans now!".

Saints set to unveil top foreign manager Jathan Nones. Speaks only Spanish but is reportedly the second best coach in Europe...

The stats show he's managed Leeds to position above the relegation spots. Slam dunk for Rasmus.

90+5 at Stamford Bridge 0-0. JWP stands over a free kick in his favourite spot. Knowing the cameras are fixed on him, gives a cheeky little wink and curls it into the top corner.

No. He was terrible as CF Montreal manager.

Maybe stats guy Rasmus can explain why he pissed away a 6 pointer. Ludicrous decision to hire the 🤡 even worse to persist with the 🤡.

I noticed that too. Utterly ludicrous, it's like he made the subs and just said, "find a position and figure it out". Total free for all.

So that clever clogs decision to keep him after last week....how's that working out Saints board?

Still fucking here then? Tick tock tick tock

So start someone each week to deliberately get sent off and we catapult up the table. *taps forehead*

Vs Chelsea he'll instruct JWP to chin someone so we get a free hit...

What a clueless twat!

The heroes from that night don't even make the bench these days.

Should have been game over, or at the very least been that Wolves would have to do something really special to get anything. Wolves were shit, but as we've seen all season, we have hidden levels of shitness that we can call on at any time.

How is it a "hiding to nothing"? Utter fraud! It's an opportunity to smash a team and get 3pts and a bit of confidence flowing. Defeatist prick, no wonder we can't win.

It's unreal really. The moment he was linked 98% of Saibts fans said "nooooo, it'll be ba disaster" but the trendy boys must had to try and show us how smart they are.

Just shoot me. Someone, anyone, no, not you Che...

In Jones' head. 50 shots on goal, 89% possession, front door, 10xG. Must be the players not called Bednarek! Double training for Alcaraz next week and a stint in the B team!

He'll be here for Chelsea in the el sackico...

Ran down the tunnel to change his undies because he'd clearly shit himself at about 60 minutes and didn't freshen up the team. Rarebit in the headlights...

Lemina off. Decent manager licks his chops. Back 4, extra man in mid, overrun them and cruise to victory. Not Rarebit, he shits himself and screams things that nobody listens to.

When we go to down to 10 we get cut to ribbons.

DCC doesn't scramble the ball into his own net under no pressure at all. #frontfoot

Called it!