OttawaSaint

But that's the green zone. None of Moi's business...

Two league goals in the last 2 months. Fun!

Conte: "great win lads". Just sit back now, this lot couldn't get past our under 11s team, we can break and pick them off at will. Selles: "can everyone just get it to Moi in the red zone!" International break next week. Thank fuck for that.

So we let them own the red zone then...

It's like watching the same shit game on a loop. They just change the kits.

I hate this Saints team. We don't even look like making a good chances let alone scoring. Our xG since the WC must be 0.2 per game or something.

Perraud, where the fuck was he and why did Moi just casually canter back. Fucking shite, that's what.

That's that then.

Fuck!

Lavia has been really sloppy in possession today.

Lenglet's what a cheat! Acting like he took one in the face.

Saliisu has a head like a 50 pence piece...

4 injured now. What's going on?

We're doing OK but I just cannot see where a goal for us could come from. Spurs will win this the moment they score.

Brentford 1-0 Leicester

AMN coming in for injured Bednarek...

Fuck off Stu, can't make a 5 yard pass, put us under a lot of pressure.

It was a ring of red around a black one. So we surround the ball with 10 men and move it rugby scrum style to the Spurs goal!

Bednarek injured. No DCC. Moi at CB?

Selles playing mini subbuteo...

Stu has been abject so far...

A bit like saying Hull is quite a nice town...

Longer studs needed, now 3 of ours have slipped at a crucial moment.

Just call Adams "the cricketer". He's always trying to tempt an LBW on the keeper.

Walcott has been watching Adams in training.