OttawaSaint

So 3pts here. Everton and Leicester draw, we roll over Forest and get into top form for Fulham. Easy peasy! We should have tried this goal scoring thing a while back!

No. Not even close.

I'm not laughing

He was going for the bicycle kick OG, it's the only one he's not got yet.

SAINTS JWPs park!

Stuuuuuuuuuuu!

Way aye man, thaaaats a dorty fowel, ref needs ta be getting ah yellloh!

About time refs started giving yellows for egregious diving.

Hope we can keep Alcaraz next season. Doubt it though.

We're just so mediocre in 8 to 9 of the positions on the field, it's no wonder we don't win, or score very often, or concede like a sieve.

Their tactic was to actually look at the league table and then get a fucking shift on and win games.

Yes, in 2020/21 we changed from pretty good to total shit...

That Peacock looks good, he's found some space in behind the Newcastle midfield...

Jimmy Nail...

Gordon clean in, hits post...

Jesus we look like the start of our 6 a side season where everyone is still figuring out each other's games.

Jesus Bednarek fancies an early bath...

So he's just worked that out? Next game, "we need to create chances". Game after, "we need to take our chances" Game after, "we need a stack of P45s to start the layoffs".

I bet he wanks over pictures of Pep. How can be smart like you, I know, without a striker! So which ones are tgecstrikers again, *checks notes* mm not many goals here, can't tell, probably Adams and Perraud...

We don't learn... We produce! (nothing)...

Dear oh fucking dear! The board that never learn... Nah, we don't need to replace Broja! Let's start the season with Ralph! LOL let's replace Ralph with someone completely untested and this level and is clearly going to be out of his depth! Oops...let's just put in that guy who's been around the other 2 failures, surely he'll have learned a lot.

Wow, what a "foul mouth" you have...

Is there a first XI that we could field that isn't WTF?!? We have so many average and off form players in our squad. I think Perraud has scored more than most of our attacking players.

And yet here you are now boring me. Get stuffed!

Can't find the post but after the 0-0 at Old Trafford I predicted we'd not get more than 5 more goals, to 30pts and neither Tall Pall nor Sulemana would ever get a Saints goal. Got the 5 goals part wrong (7 so far) but well on course to be correct on the 3 other predictions. How fucking depressing.