OttawaSaint

That's the baffling part. You'd think this one would be ideal to get them both settled in and firing for Saints.

Yes. They reckon that the Southampton Saints are struggling against the Grimsby Soccer Mariners worse than a Montrealer tying to eat poutine and a Montreal bagel while tackling a large frozen snowbank in his driveway.

Feels like we've been edging since Spurs away last year and all the players now have blue balls...

Sounds like an absolute fucking shambles vs Grimsby...great!

When we have Adams we make chances that he misses when we don't have him we don't make chances. I have a feeling we'll never see Sulemana or Tall Paul score.

Maybe my eyes were deceiving me but multiple times, Newcastle players had to gee up the crowd to get them to make noise. Can't be right can it?

Well there's a Gregg's every 5 miles or so...

Maybe if we as Saints fans loved a number 9 like them then we could get to a cup final and lose.

They'll have to buy tickets though...

They can now dust off that bus from 98 and let the greatest fans enjoy this achievement!

Newcastle waving the white flag(s)...

Yeah, you're right. All that way and nothing to cheer about. Priceless!

Players having to wave to the fans to get them to cheer. That can't be right, they are the most passionate fans ever aren't they?

Losing their shit now. Hope it hurts you cheating skunk cunts!

What a play actor B Guimares is.

Back where they belong!!!!

Think I'd prefer them to get level, miss a penalty at 90+6 and then Man U score at 90+8 to win it.

Yes. I think Turkish is trying to summon MLG...

Ohhh but they love a number 9 though eh?

When I lived in Newcastle they had an open topped bus parade after losing the 1998 FA Cup Final. It was so small time it was hilarious! 😂

Karius being Karius. 2-0!

Ugh oh. VAR. Too bad Gabbi was afforded such a luxury in 2017... Edit: onside

Feels dirty but yessss UTd!!!

We didn't lay a single glove on a team that had lost 18 of 20. Let that sink in. Our players didn't have the guts to grab the game by the scruff and leave everything out there for the win. The stoppage time showed us everything we need to know about these serial losers. Plodding around without a care in the world looking over at the tunnel thinking about getting some takeout for supper.

Rasmus is a typical "I'm the smartest guy in the room" bore. He's probably got stats on our training session. Purring all the while about our defence having not conceded a goal in training since Christmas loudly proclaiming his ever so clever system is working. He'd be too thick to realize that that also means none of our players have scored a goal in that time.