OttawaSaint

This comeback is going to be epic...

Yes cos Spurs = City eh?

No use to us a 1-0 loss to city. Where was this desire vs WHU, Leeds etc.

The goal was wide open for him to score into. He squared it to noone. Waste.

Or anyone who can remotely come close to scoring. Bournemouth have Billing. He'd have buried that chance Sulemana had, all it needed was a curl into the far corner, loads of room. Awful.

But he's so good defensively...

Phew I hadn't got my hopes up. This doesn't hurt me.

Did Sulemana collect 5 crisp packets to become a pro footballer? Misses an easy chance and Haaland punishes him. Game over!

Omg. Sulemana. That was awful. I could score that. Fuckkkk!

We're so negative.

Saints with a comedy free kick routine. Ugh!

Looks like Oxfam with Sulemana's crossing...

Some of our players have nice haircuts...

Don't. Hope kills.

Walcott couldn't develop a polaroid...

Kamel shitlemama...

Sunshine making it hard to see who's who.

Who's up front? Sulemana or Alcaraz?

Hot knife through butter...

Seeing that shit teamsheet takes away any ounce of nervousness or excitement for this game. I couldn't care less now. We're going to get totally humped.

I wonder what other players think when they see moi on the teamsheet. We fucking hated it when the coach put in the Geography teacher's son. He was fucking shit.

Could we just forfeit this one? Take a 0-3.

Got 0-0 written all over it. Edit: sausage finger meant 0-9

Yeah must have memory problems. We have seen Elyounoussi do the square root of fuck all every time he picked but this procession of clown shows we call managers think it's a great idea to pick him. Onuachu looked dangerous when he came on and is benched. Makes no sense.

*sees teamsheet* Is this what we're doing today? We're going to be getting thrashed eh?