OttawaSaint

Did KWP chug a bottle of vodka before the game. Effing terrible today!

Bednarek coaching from the sidelines! 😂

Feels like we are losing because we inevitably will.

Don't worry Charly had been running them ragge...oh...oh dear...

This 5 at the back is a disaster. Inviting pressure. We were doing better by attackimg them and having the ball a long way from our goal. Msdness.

Odegaard needs a yellow for that dive. Pathetic

Any enjoyment I had for this game has now gone. Will be 4 or 5-2 to them.

Are you fucking kidding me? Our best and most positive player?!? Fuck off Selles!

Trouble is, even if we somehow hold on to get the win, we'll be absolute dogshit in the next game.

Yep. They've only looked remotely interest in games vs Man U, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal. We basically fluked the win vs Leicester because their striker had an absolute 'mare.

I like Roman Walker Prowse!

Fucking Arsenal! I'm still having nightmares about that time we were 2 up at Highbury in stoppage time created by Davis breaking Cockrill's jaw (no foul or card) and drew 2-2.

Dirty challenge by Partey, no foul given!

Sky sports into the refs earpiece. Get us an exciting race for the title...

And now a soft yellow for KWP.

Bednarek distraught about being subbed. Wants to play for this team now does he?

Balls! Typical haven't seen a Saints goal in ages and I missed the 2 due to work. Watching now...

Apart from the running around part (unless it is aimless sideways and backwards that is).

Think we need a non binary coach so that our goals scored in each match are never binary (so no 0s or 1s).

I know eh, none of the commentary team even addressed that either. Now Saka has bottled pen and just like that it's 2-2. FFS!

That's now 4 handball incidents that have all gone WHUs way that shouldn't have. Hmm...

They've got every single decision they made wrong! - decide to start season with Ralph - decide to only sign young inexperienced players - decide we don't need a new striker - decide to stick with Ralph when results weren't improving - finally sack Ralph but get in an untested no namer - recall Bednarek, goes right back into the team - persist with Jones when it's clear it's not working - finally get in a striker for Jones system but sack him a few days later - interview Marsch but try to cheap out with him, he says no - get 1 win from Selles and make him boss I'm sure I missed a few. WHAT A USELESS SACK OF SHIT THEY ARE!

7 whole points and 7 goals! Luxury!

Ugh seriously, there's more of this to endure? Just switch off the life support and let us just go with dignity.

Chief hairstylists...