OttawaSaint

Doubt we'll actually score or our thick cunt players figure out that if they attack the other team they can tempt a foul in JWP territory and let him have a pop.

The fat lady could probably turn quicker than Bednarek. How, just how was: 1) he allowed to come back? 2) put straight into the starting XI? 3) allowed anywhere near the pitch ever again after that comical own goal vs Wolves? Like him...staggering...

What's his contribution in 2 years, 3 goals or something. Absolutely shocking for a forward. Sums up the problem with most of our players, not a single ounce of accountability. Had that been me I'd have been working like a crazy man on my weaknesses, analyzing game footage, putting in strength work, technique etc. This lot can't wait to get back to their cellphone to post on Instagram. Cunts!

What a bunch of cowards our "team" are. Every must win game has had one constant, Southampton 0. Gutless, passionless twats! Not a single yellow card. Could they give less of a shiny shit. Nah, they'll get new clubs. Tossers!

Couldn't score a single legal goal. What a pathetic set of individuals. Not a team.

Didn't tune in for this one. Knew it'd be the same shit as usual. Just looked at the score. Wow! So surprised... /s

AA and TW also start.

AM in but Moi remains. AM should have been in weeks/months ago.

They'll fucking spin it though. The fish they serve at the top table has bones in it anyway, we could choke on those. It's safer for us to enjoy this boneless, fish paste substitute in the champ...

3-1 Forest...

Then if you look up, 5th place is Villa who were in utter disarray. Rasmus had to get all clever and go for Jones, but instead of paying all these former managers to fuck off could we not have thrown big money at Emery before Villa got him? The idiocy of our current board/owners is breathtaking.

Too bad Chelsea had a strongish start to the season. They are in freefall. Would have been hilarious if they dropped down.

Absolutely. And it feels worse because even with how fucking dogshit we've been, drawing with Leeds and Forest and not letting in a late one vs the Arse last week and we'd be out of the bottom 3 right now. Pathetic effort by our team...

Time to lower the coffin I think. Soil to be tossed on top tomorrow...

4-0 West Ham! Bournemouth on the beach!

Kane scores...big comeback?

FF on at HT to keep it to just 5.

3-0 West Ham. So do we get the Bournemouth backlash and then play an in form Newcastle. Or is it a struggling Bournemouth and overconfident Newcastle. Can't remember how it works.

Geordies are a bit thick, they are all too busy trying to figure out what comes after 5... Amm tellin ya man...ah think eets eh-yaht!

Just read that that's the first time in EPL history that the bottom team has scored 3 past the team in 1st at the leaders ground. Doesn't sound right but just passing it on. Another Saints record.

Rasmus will be eyeing up Stellini now. 5 year contract...

5-0! 😂

Newcastle getting back into form just before we limp into town...

He's a wanker but that's a cracking goal.

The script shows we name a baffling 11, play shit, create nothing and lose 1-0.