OttawaSaint

We lead in categories like virtue signaling. This year we highlighted gayness by bending over each week and taking it roughly up the jacksy. Next year a rainbow kit with our players pronouns on the front (not the back). For years we've given opportunities to players with talent but we've redressed this balance. We've got talent-challenged players in most positions now. I'm so proud. Brave!

Rasmus will probably buy FM23 play for a bit and then install himself as the new messiah...

Absolutely garbage player. Seems that everyone can see but the club themselves. I wonder if SMS needs new carbon monoxide detectors? - no need for a striker - Jones - Bednarek back - AMN - Elyounoussi - Selles - All transfers apart from Lavia and Alcaraz

How many games has he set us up to "not lose" that we've actually gone on to do just that? 9 or 10? I reckon he'll figure it out in maybe 2 more...maybe not.

His anus could probably shit out a better teamsheet, formation and tactics than Selles. Interestingly or uninterestingly, "selles" in French means feces.

That's the biggest problem. 95% of our players couldn't give a shiny shit about the club or the fans. They know fine well that in today's game someone will take a punt on them and they'll have another club to "play" for. Some might even get an undeserved pay rise. Why bust a gut to save the team and fans from relegation, seems like too much fuss. Easier to just post posey photos on Instagram and stroll around in training. Many probably have earbuds in during teamtalks and tactics sessions anyway (even if the tactics are shite).

Can we just keep Alcaraz, JWP, KWP and Lavia (possibly Adams and Perraud) and just flush the rest of the club down the shitter? Ankerson, Semmes, Selles and co included.

Is that real? Wouldn't surprise me at all. He probably underhit that kickoff touch too.

That cock up by AMN for the 3rd was the absolute epitome of our season. No skill, messy, calamitous, anger inducing, and unnecessary.

Yeah because you know that the board would sit on their hands all summer and we'd get less than 10pts next season. We might as well have a pop in the Champ. Hopefully we'll be somewhat competitive.

Every week I think Saints couldn't piss me off more than they have already have but they do. Without fail.

The board clearly read this message board and take things too literally. When I said "sack Jones and bring in someone, anyone" I kinda meant with a bit of footballing pedigree.

Yessss! Four touches in the box at the end there!!! Bournemouth got 4 goals vs Leeds but...

And the B team. Champions 🏆

Misheard, it was talentless cunt

30-0 Second half touches in the box. 😂 Brave!

Selles post match will be like losing Bullseye contestants. "Well Jim, we've had a lovely day..."

He's learned from the board, who have got every possible decision wrong this season.

So now I'm in a quandary. Should I love a number 9? Sounds nice and all but Newcastle fans do, boy they do, but they've won nothing. City don't play a number 9 but have a number 9 and they probably like him. I'm so confused.

HT 0-1 Newcastle reeling, home fans restless. Selles brainwave, "let's sit back and invite them onto us, get the crowd up for it and noisy, give them chance after chance after chance...what could possibly go wrong?".

Two of Selles genius subs have had a huge impact. Walcott OG AMN assist (great vision and pass) Now for a Moi red card...

Schoolboy defending! 😂 3-1 Boy do they love a number 9!

Wallcott!!!! Own goal...

His whole family was offside.

They are desperate to find some way to give this. Zooming in out etc. It clearly came off Almiron (Miggy as Ant and Dec called him) last.