OttawaSaint

Wonder what Carlton Palmer is doing these days?

Saints legend Eyal Berkovic probably fancies his chances...

Meh, might tidy the kitchen cabinets instead. Thanks Saints for destroying my enthusiasm.

Whoever gets the reigns needs to have a massive clearout. The managers have been shit but there's something rotten to the core about the squad. No matter who we have they play like they couldn't give a toss about Saints. They just go through the motions with this slow ponderous crap never daring to play an incisive ball. Every time we're chasing the game in stoppage time they barely even try to launch an attack. Something is horribly wrong.

Saints are like a kitchen that's fired successive chefs but then the new chef comes in doesn't sharpen the knives, use fresh ingredients or bother cleaning the oven and then wonders why the food is shit. Get Ramsey in to "shut it down you clueless donkeys!".

More chance of us getting Harry Potter.

Like fucking groundhog day watching these losers. Whatever manager doesn't pick our best players then they start negatively with a tepid intensity and spent however long it takes for the other team to score just passing it around until we go up the park, pass it to the oppo, rinse and repeat. After the goal we don't change our mentality at all and wait for subs. After the subs we invariably have about 5 good minutes of play then we slowly start to begin our warm down, clock watching until shower time. Then it gets trotted out. "We were unlucky". Were we fuck, we were passive, sloppy and toothless. Just like 95% of our games.

Our current crop of forward players are not fit to clean his boots. That's how far we've fallen.

So lads I've been looking at the stats and every time we play a shit team and have a chance to win we lose 1-0 by being timid, defensive and weak. So for West Ham I'm keeping with that tactic. Makes perfect sense.

Blew on 92:58. Joke.

WHU go up to 14th. Saints, you utter shower if twats.

Three minutes for all those subs?!?!

We won't play desperate though. These dicks probably think they're mid table.

Couldn't just get a little bit of luck and it go bar down into the goal. Fuck!!

Ohhhh God. Whyyhh...no one to tap it in!

Death by a squad of 25 cunts...

Another 1-0 loss to a shit team that's played shit but we managed to be even shittier.

Hilarious tactics, big high crosses for midget forwards and when Paul plays they put it into his feed. Thick twats.

As long as I live I'll never understand: 1) Why Bednarek was allowed to waltz back into the team after not playing for Villa. 2) Why mangers pick Moi 3) Why JWP is allowed to keep taking corners when we've scored twice from them in about 3 years 4) Why we are so low in intensity and ideas in must win games

Bet we lose to the cones...

We're sloppier than this aberration of a pizza I ordered last night.

Watch Selles take off Lavia...

Are we actually trying to get relegated?

That's why we need Paul. Sitter header missed.

What is it that so many managers see in Moi. He's fucking shit at everything. He's not good defensively because he just passes it back to the other team. Like a security guard that foils a robbery and then helps the crooks load the cash bags into their van and then can't describe what they looked like to the cops.