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Dirty challenge by Partey, no foul given!

Sky sports into the refs earpiece. Get us an exciting race for the title...

And now a soft yellow for KWP.

Bednarek distraught about being subbed. Wants to play for this team now does he?

Balls! Typical haven't seen a Saints goal in ages and I missed the 2 due to work. Watching now...

Apart from the running around part (unless it is aimless sideways and backwards that is).

Think we need a non binary coach so that our goals scored in each match are never binary (so no 0s or 1s).

I know eh, none of the commentary team even addressed that either. Now Saka has bottled pen and just like that it's 2-2. FFS!

That's now 4 handball incidents that have all gone WHUs way that shouldn't have. Hmm...

They've got every single decision they made wrong! - decide to start season with Ralph - decide to only sign young inexperienced players - decide we don't need a new striker - decide to stick with Ralph when results weren't improving - finally sack Ralph but get in an untested no namer - recall Bednarek, goes right back into the team - persist with Jones when it's clear it's not working - finally get in a striker for Jones system but sack him a few days later - interview Marsch but try to cheap out with him, he says no - get 1 win from Selles and make him boss I'm sure I missed a few. WHAT A USELESS SACK OF SHIT THEY ARE!

7 whole points and 7 goals! Luxury!

Ugh seriously, there's more of this to endure? Just switch off the life support and let us just go with dignity.

Chief hairstylists...

And it's so bloody easy to do to. Had they come out fired up and fucking went at Palace the crowd noise would have been immense given how entertainment starved they are. FOOLS!

Decided to look back at our EPL form by month and manager. No wonder I am so fed up! Ralph: 14 games, 3 wins, 12 pts, 12 goals Jones: 8 games, 1 win, 3pts, 6 goals Selles: 9 games, 2 wins, 8pts, 6 goals Pathetic! August (5 games): Goals: 7 Wins: 2 Points: 7 Manager: Ralph September (2 games): Goals: 0 Wins: 0 Points: 0 Manager: Ralph October (6 games): Goals: 4 Wins: 1 Points: 5 Manager: Ralph November (3 games): Goals: 2 Wins: 0 Points: 0 Manager: Ralph (1) Jones (1) December (2 games): Goals: 2 Wins: 0 Points: 0 Manager: Jones January (3 games): Goals: 2 Wins: 1 Points: 3 Manager: Jones February (4 games): Goals: 2 Wins: 1 Points: 3 Manager: Jones (2) Selles (2) March (4 games): Goals: 4 Wins: 1 Points: 5 Manager: Selles April (3 games): Goals: 1 Wins: 0 Points: 0 Manager: Selles

Wow. If that's a winning mentality and trying to win I don't want to see us on a bad day.

Then pick a fucking decent lineup with clear tactics designed to score goals and win games. Show some fucking fire instead of tepid meek negative shit. Entertain and the crowd will get behind your team. It's like someone buying a gym membership not going and then complaining that noone is encouraging them. Get to the fucking gym and get fit/strong then when people start to notice and encourage you you go more lift heavier and get even stronger.

Leicester look as beaten and devoid of ideas and energy as us. They've barely been in Man City's half.

I think it's worse. They literally had one job. To get in someone who'd cast a fresh eye on our rabble, whip them into shape and figure out a lineup, tactics and formation. Instead we went for he guy with the imagination of a rock. Reminds me of this dipshit I once taught. After telling the class there were 2 versions of the test to prevent cheating in the small classroom we are in he fucking copied word for word from the kid text to him.

His bosses would probably try to get clever and send him out on a zebra...

We could be 1 goal from safety and we wouldn't get it. This lot would be out of their depth in a game of pass the parcel.

Why is Selles trying to play a Wish version of Ralphball? Did he not have a front row seat witnessing how tepid and ineffective it is?

Hmm.

Cherries just won at the death. We'd have passed back to Bednarek from that spot...

They'll try but as soon as they get near the box they'll run into each other and fall down.