OttawaSaint

Jimmy Nail...

Gordon clean in, hits post...

Jesus we look like the start of our 6 a side season where everyone is still figuring out each other's games.

Jesus Bednarek fancies an early bath...

So he's just worked that out? Next game, "we need to create chances". Game after, "we need to take our chances" Game after, "we need a stack of P45s to start the layoffs".

I bet he wanks over pictures of Pep. How can be smart like you, I know, without a striker! So which ones are tgecstrikers again, *checks notes* mm not many goals here, can't tell, probably Adams and Perraud...

We don't learn... We produce! (nothing)...

Dear oh fucking dear! The board that never learn... Nah, we don't need to replace Broja! Let's start the season with Ralph! LOL let's replace Ralph with someone completely untested and this level and is clearly going to be out of his depth! Oops...let's just put in that guy who's been around the other 2 failures, surely he'll have learned a lot.

Wow, what a "foul mouth" you have...

Is there a first XI that we could field that isn't WTF?!? We have so many average and off form players in our squad. I think Perraud has scored more than most of our attacking players.

And yet here you are now boring me. Get stuffed!

Can't find the post but after the 0-0 at Old Trafford I predicted we'd not get more than 5 more goals, to 30pts and neither Tall Pall nor Sulemana would ever get a Saints goal. Got the 5 goals part wrong (7 so far) but well on course to be correct on the 3 other predictions. How fucking depressing.

One consolation is that it won't be the scouce pricks who mathematically relegate us. That'll be what Forest? Fulham? BHA? Can't be bothered (like our players) to look.

Doubt we'll actually score or our thick cunt players figure out that if they attack the other team they can tempt a foul in JWP territory and let him have a pop.

The fat lady could probably turn quicker than Bednarek. How, just how was: 1) he allowed to come back? 2) put straight into the starting XI? 3) allowed anywhere near the pitch ever again after that comical own goal vs Wolves? Like him...staggering...

What's his contribution in 2 years, 3 goals or something. Absolutely shocking for a forward. Sums up the problem with most of our players, not a single ounce of accountability. Had that been me I'd have been working like a crazy man on my weaknesses, analyzing game footage, putting in strength work, technique etc. This lot can't wait to get back to their cellphone to post on Instagram. Cunts!

What a bunch of cowards our "team" are. Every must win game has had one constant, Southampton 0. Gutless, passionless twats! Not a single yellow card. Could they give less of a shiny shit. Nah, they'll get new clubs. Tossers!

Couldn't score a single legal goal. What a pathetic set of individuals. Not a team.

Didn't tune in for this one. Knew it'd be the same shit as usual. Just looked at the score. Wow! So surprised... /s

AA and TW also start.

AM in but Moi remains. AM should have been in weeks/months ago.

They'll fucking spin it though. The fish they serve at the top table has bones in it anyway, we could choke on those. It's safer for us to enjoy this boneless, fish paste substitute in the champ...

3-1 Forest...

Then if you look up, 5th place is Villa who were in utter disarray. Rasmus had to get all clever and go for Jones, but instead of paying all these former managers to fuck off could we not have thrown big money at Emery before Villa got him? The idiocy of our current board/owners is breathtaking.

Too bad Chelsea had a strongish start to the season. They are in freefall. Would have been hilarious if they dropped down.