OttawaSaint

Saints burger, stale bun, no condiments, meatless patty that leaves you feeling empty...

It's like when you tune into the Olympics and there's a sport you've never seen before and you try to figure out the rules. I think the aim is to get the ball into the box and then hold onto it as long as possible. If you accidentally kick it into that cage with the net you lose a point.

Players just fucking shit themselves the moment we get into the box.

We fucking suck. What was that corner?

Everton equalizer bit it doesn't really matter. Other teams know how to score, we don't.

Dear oh dear this is pathetic.

Fixed. Edit: strikethrough doesn't seem to work on this forum.

Everything with our club is so tepid. Need a cauldron of noise to drive the players to victory but need the players to do something decent to get the crowd going. Chicken and egg.

Oh God, the "passing"...hot garbage!

Everton 0-1 Fulham, Harry Reed... We're blowing a great chance...

FFS Theo, keep it low. FFS, brainless!

Same old low intensity shit with poor finishing while we wait for the inevitable Palace goal.

Good title for a Saints Netflix show...

Maybe Selles said, "I'm putting the Nigerian in" and Aribo got really excited but he didn't have the heart to correct him.

Good chance but Sule should have buried it.

Offside but far too easy. Time his run better and we're wide open.

Sulemana looks lively but at some point he'll be in a position to score...

We must be up there to be Prem squad hairstyle Champs!

Our tactics. Last thing they'd think we'd do.

False 9 False dawn False hope Falls into league below...

A point? Luxury...

Im guessing Aribo brought the boss a cup of coffee every day this week then...

Moi doesn't start!!! Aribo does!!! OMG! 😂

Here ive saved everyone the bother: About 10 minutes to wait to see a teamsheet of Moi and Co. Feel angry, defeated Start ok, nothing special Trying desperately not to lose, barely attack Concede Get overrun for a while Look slightly better for 2 minutes Concede a second Subs Have a 5 minute "purple patch" Concede again 10 mins left rage at the lack of urgency Stoppage time passing it slowly around Final whistle

Same old frustrating shit. 3-0 Palace.