How is Bednarek still playing for us?
Every single decision the board or managers have made this year has been hilariously wrong.
It's like kitchen nightmares when Ramsay finds out the chef is putting strawberry jam on the shrimp. Stop trying to be clever and just make a simple delicious prawn cocktail.
Carillo MkII.
He'll never score for Saints. Neither will Sulemana. Hilariously bad transfer dealings. Ankerson has some gall showing his face in public after that. Smartest man in the room eh?
Or anyone who can remotely come close to scoring. Bournemouth have Billing. He'd have buried that chance Sulemana had, all it needed was a curl into the far corner, loads of room. Awful.