OttawaSaint

Some of our players have nice haircuts...

Don't. Hope kills.

Walcott couldn't develop a polaroid...

Kamel shitlemama...

Sunshine making it hard to see who's who.

Who's up front? Sulemana or Alcaraz?

Hot knife through butter...

Seeing that shit teamsheet takes away any ounce of nervousness or excitement for this game. I couldn't care less now. We're going to get totally humped.

I wonder what other players think when they see moi on the teamsheet. We fucking hated it when the coach put in the Geography teacher's son. He was fucking shit.

Could we just forfeit this one? Take a 0-3.

Got 0-0 written all over it. Edit: sausage finger meant 0-9

Yeah must have memory problems. We have seen Elyounoussi do the square root of fuck all every time he picked but this procession of clown shows we call managers think it's a great idea to pick him. Onuachu looked dangerous when he came on and is benched. Makes no sense.

*sees teamsheet* Is this what we're doing today? We're going to be getting thrashed eh?

Now 3 separate games that WHU have benefitted from handling the ball and VAR being asleep.

We don't create enough quality chances to score so therefore barely score. We need wins, need to score and limit opposition scoring to win. Not only that. Nowadays relegation doesn't really affect players so they don't go balls out to win. Case in point, we never lay seige to the opposition net. Annoying because if the players actually gave a shit and grew a set and actually went for it we could get out if this mess. Not happening.

Going to be 6-0 for City if we are lucky.

Thanks, as I said I need to look again.

So tantalizing but we can't score for toffee and give away some of the most ball achingly soft goals. A somewhat reasonably skilled team could pull this off but our lot don't have the guts it takes.

Leicester thought they'd got a last minute penalty. VAR overturned it. I need to see that again, looked like a pen at normal speed.

Leeds 2-1 Forest

Leicester 1-1 Villa

I think we're dead and buried anyway because, to me, other teams look like they can score goals and invariably do where as we don't even look like scoring and invariably don't. Nine 0-0 draws is not good enough for us.

Score so far: Bournemouth 0-1 BHA Leeds 1-1 Forest Leicester 0-1 Villa

There's a lot of that on here. "we desperately need a striker before the season starts" Ohhh but Broja had 4.36 xG and Adams...blah blah blah "we'd be crazy to not keep Forster around just in case this youngster doesn't pan out..." Forster sv% blah blah blah "what, a no-namer from mid table Luton! don't do it Saints" Blah blah blah type of football...win %...front foot...blahhhh

Said Nottingham forest fans in 1997...