OttawaSaint

Blaming the fucking fans. Alright, then I look forward to his 5 at the back team beating Wolves next week. So sorry that, as a fan, I've contributed to all our losses lately. I'll do better.

Needs to go now. He's a fucking 🤡 if he thinks this.

Unfortunately we've had to relieve our headmaster of his duties, his position has become untenable. However I can reveal the we've identified his successor, no...not another headmaster with a proven track record...no not a very impressive up and coming deputy head from another school. No, we're appointing the janitor from the local women's prison.

Spinning his wheels just trying anything to see if it sticks. Fraud leek sniffing 🤡.

Careful, you might get put in midfield ahead of Lavia...

That's a 50% win rate though. With all due respect...

His tracksuit accidentally opening to reveal...what was that...a pom*ey badge?

It's not Walcott's fault but he really shouldn't be anywhere near the squad. Another 🤡 masterclass.

Just a bournemouth win away from a full set. Thanks BHA! Now there's a well organized team...

It's because he left them better than when he started...

It's like having a car, keeps breaking down, unreliable, making you late for work. You have plenty of cash to get a new one, one that's in your price range and known to be not flash but reliable. Will get you from A to B no problem. But then you try to look clever, you buy a piece of junk with different colored panels and an exhaust the bilges thick black smoke from a one eyed meth addict called Colin. Imagine, if I manage to get that running and arrive early to work. Everyone will be so impressed. I'll get a shiny medal and an award at work! Anyone can buy a Toyota like Steve in accounting, but I'm built differently!

I'm bored.

Look on the bright side. BHA just got a late winter vs Bournemouth.

Then leave and we'll get one in!

Yeah at 0-0 blast passing to donkey Adams instead of rolling it in. Terrible!

He's made that backline so solid! Brentford are basically Barcelona and we've matched them. So unlucky!

All we need now is Bournemouth to pop in a late winner and its a perfect day for us. Oh joy, 3-0!

This has been a bit rubbish hasn't it?

HOUSE! Adams open goal miss...

Ohhhh Walcott, what a mess!

Doesn't look like we are in a relegation fight. Game is petering out, players thinking about what restaurants they fancy for later.

We are all Lavia, his face and body language. From Pep to 🤡 like going from filet mignon to dog food.

Lavia hates Jones. His face says it all!

Walcott?!?!?

That was a fun 3 minute new player bounce for us. #takingthesmallwins