OttawaSaint

Even if we somehow get something today it's not looking good so far. Arsenal still 1-0 behind to Bournemouth, Leeds holding Chelsea, Wolves holding Spurs...

Our current team wouldn't lay a single glove on Den Bosch and then Bednarek would do his patented dive in-miss-make yourself as small as possible move and we go 1-0 down. Then in stoppage time we see out the 1-0 by just passing it around at he back and never launching a last ditch attack at all...

I don't hate football, I watch lots of other matches and play on Friday nights. However I do hate watching Saints. It is just complete drudgery and frustration. Watching other games makes watching Saints games worse when I see teams that are supposed to be our level having a real go and at least creating and scoring on chances.

What's the fucking point?

Actually scratch that, I will mention the "strikers". When we the last time one of our forward players Actually fucking scored? I'm struggling to remember that far back until what had become a shitty brown mixture of mediocrity that this cow pat team have served up for more than a season.

Bringing in a few with a view to having them start on Saturday has horribly backfired. Now what? I don't trust any of our goalies, none of the defenders, none of the midfield not called Lavia or JWP and I'm not even going to mention our "strikers". Put in the u18 team!

Hate these players. Fed up. Don't think I have the patience to sit through another Saints "display" this season. It's not even good football. The epitaph of our season, slowing jogging and passing it back when we need a goal.

Desperate for this cup shock...

Seems they are desperate to have this cup shock. Two debatable penalties and now this.

FFS! This is fucking typical!

Did we accidently appoint Baldrick as our club tactician and have him come up with all our cunning plans? We do seem to have a penchant for spending wads of cash on giant turnips...

Why not throw out Ballard to show our chumps how to score.

Ah well, we can now concentrate on being even more tepid and not scoring and being bottom of the league. Hooray!

Keep your boots on....we need you!

The shitiness of the players is bad enough but what is making me so fucking angry is the lack of effort. No-one getting stuck in and really going for it like their lives depend on it. They all will have plenty of cash at the end of the season and a new team to go steal a living at while we'll be languishing in the lower leagues. Pathetic loser twats!

Must be awful to play with such dross. Poor lad!

The club are a joke. Selles gets one win, they give him the job and then we're worse than ever before.

Arsenal ahead vs Everton. Not that it matters. We won't be coming off the bottom this season anyway.

I don't think we'll score 3 in the whole of March TBH.

We are so bad I'd welcome back Long, Vestegaard, and Redmond with open arms!

The two West Ham ones were ridiculous, both were virtually saves, esp. the second one, you could see him look and the push the ball away with his hand.

This fucking team! UGH!

That's the baffling part. You'd think this one would be ideal to get them both settled in and firing for Saints.

Yes. They reckon that the Southampton Saints are struggling against the Grimsby Soccer Mariners worse than a Montrealer tying to eat poutine and a Montreal bagel while tackling a large frozen snowbank in his driveway.

Feels like we've been edging since Spurs away last year and all the players now have blue balls...