OttawaSaint

Predicting another utterly blunt performance vs a shit looking Leicester, no chances, concede a sloppy one to rat face...

Sent back through time by a P÷$%ey fan to relegate us. I'll need your boots, your shinpads and your shirt...

Cos he's shit.

Stepped out of the way of the ball. Shit the Bednarek as usual. Never play again!

Amos come quickly, it's Yorkshire Saint ees int top field...summuts wrong with 'im...

So Saintsy that we go to a crucial 6 pointer on the back of a win against one the big 6 and put in the limpest performance I've seen since Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous thought it'd be a good idea to put antidepressants in the tea...

Yep. No intensity at all. 5 minutes of injury time and they just wanted it to be over. How many times have we seen a team throw the fucking kitchen sink at us in time added on? Shit players with shit mentality. Going diwn!

Sick to death of supporting this team. Couldn't we, just once have pulled a rabbit out of a hat with Selles and cruised to a swashbuckling 3-0 win to getvthe confidence flowing though the club and condemn Leeds to more misery? Nah, of course not.

Yep and it was Shitnarek's initial balls up that led to the ball being in that corner. Easy clearance.

It's not the same though because we've given Leeds a team in the mess with us 3 free points. Other way around and Leeds are 3pts closer to us.

Elyounoussi is the football equivalent of when a load of lads go out on the pull but one of them is a total dickhead bore that scares off all the women and cockblocks everyone else.

I've got a car that breaks down every week when I go to get groceries. Last week it didn't, got me there and back, I cooked a great meal. Had a chance to replace that car this week but it got me there last week so... Fucking heap of junk broke down again. How could this happen?

I was impressed with how well we set up and played at Chelsea but that display today was up there with some of our worst in the last 3 years.

We had the paperwork all signed and asked Moi if he could quickly deliver it to the FA...

We can relax now. No chance of staying up. I'll sleep better now.

Yep. We've done it again, gift wrapping yet another 3pts to a team that's been there for the taking and played absolutely gash.

Commentator saying "nail biting finish". First time watching Saints eh?

Let's face it Leeds could put out Jimmy Somerville and we'd still lose.

That's the Bednarek turn. Much more effective than the Cruyff turn, results in a goal every time...

Shit players.

Has Messlier actually had to save anything? Woeful we can't even lay a glove on a team that's won 2 in 20. Pathetic losers.

God our players are thick. Tempt a foul there and let JWP do his thing.

Doesn't matter who the manager is. We've assembled a bunch of gutless, slow, talentless bottlers. Big 6 pointer and not even tested the Leeds goalie. Bednarek stepping out of a block. Keeper again let's a ball go right through him. A midfield full if slow blinkered players who can't pass or make a decent run off the ball. Strikers who couldn't hit the fucking crowd behind the goal let alone the net. Then the media department rolling out someone to trot out cliches every week and smiling players in gloves and hats. Everyone can fuck off apart from JWP and Lavia.

Oh Bednarek. That's why he shouldn't start. Steps out of the way of the shot and blocks Baz. Bye bye EPL!

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