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Finish! Wow. See, trying to be positive can be fruitful!

Stuuuuuuuuuuu!

Villa 4-0. Must be nice...

OK Moi due praise for the tackle!

Moi completely missed the ball there. Sitter!

Ugh Moi...

Is AArm wearing clogs?

At least someone is trying to push the limits. The rest look like some old lady doing 20 in a 30.

Arteta: shit, forgot to put my Arsenal players back into my FPL team, win, but take it easy out there...

It'll need to be tighter than Che's hamstring.

I think Shane would have at least tested the keeper there.

Probably, do I pass back and reset? Hmmm...or never mind...

That was just...ugh...fukkkk...terrible.

Omg AArm! What the actual fukkkk!?!

So is this Baldrick's cunning plan? Or is there another layer of cunning still to be revealed?

Hope he's trimmed his pubes...

Lots of questions being asked in this thread. The answer to almost all of them is "Ralph".

Can the ref give out yellows for diving please!

It's Ralph ball. We do it over and over again until we get it right! He had the team watch Karate Kid last night to emphasise this.

Hopefully we've found some fine print and we'll bring on an angry Ronaldo in the 2nd...

10 commandments I think...

Starting to regret that "Saints -EPL Champs 23/24" tattoo...

I long for the days of pretending to be injured at 60 minutes so the players could scarf gels full of amphetamines...

Like your stream, stuttering, static, annoyingly slow...dead.

Saints always look like a newly formed team in their first match. What's your name again? Dave? Have we got 3 Daves? Nah that's Trevor! Thought he was Tony, Stuart's brother? Who's Stuart?