OttawaSaint

Brain rot from having to watch and commentate on this car crash team each week.

Oooh! Can't wait!

Blackmore ragging on Azaz.

Maybe it's the Saints kitchen. Players get upset stomach and look weak and tired. Maybe SR got clever with some sort of new fridge that's not like all the others.

Yep. Was supposed to be one of the best players in this division. I can pass better than him.

You'd expect to see some improvement, some flashes of progress. Nope. We look a different kind of shit in each game. Look like the team were picked from the carpark.

Good gravy we're a shambles.

Alright let's get this over with so I can go about my day and do something that's actually fun.

Don't feel like putting myself through another 90+ minutes of this. Heading for 4 wins in 50 league matches. Fuck that.

Baldrick Still probably has a cunning plan to start 5 CBs vs Blackburn!

Players will trudge dejectedly off the field to dressing room. 10 minutes later the thick twats will have forgotten all about it, do some TikToks, check bank balance, eat expensive food at a top restaurant and go for a spin in their Ferraris. Useless shower of bastards!

Babies do know how to dribble.

We just keep fucking digging don't we!

- Nowhere fast

Break out the Smiths songs! - that joke isn't funny anymore

Let's face it he'd have probably bicycle kicked it into our net for an OG. A lucky escape!

Yeah, but what year?

Yep. Excruciatingly dull.

Archer? How big is the fucking bull's eye then? Size of Wales? Probably still miss!

His trademark.

Ah so THAT'S why there's so much shit on display!

Ah that's why I hate this team!

Fucking hell. I hate this team!

And Archer. And BBD if he'd stayed.

Lineup just doesn't seem to matter. Still 3 CBs. I'm struggling to care.