OttawaSaint

We just seem to be able to sap all of the confidence and creativity out of players. Next project, Leo. Hooked after being our best and most positive player. He's now thinking he'll have to play more conservatively if he wants to stay on and stop the crazy stuff like attacking at pace and shooting on goal. No place for that at SaintZzzzzzzz

Yeah, not particularly effervescent is he?

Rubbish again. Next game Derby get mullered.

We're like a detox clinic for footballers. I keep getting the urge to attack with pace. All I think about is scoring goals! Please help me! Don't worry, here at Saints we'll help you lose those cravings.

Ohhh Fellows! Should have gone far post!

We made Hull look like Barca. We're just not good in any way at all.

All started with withdrawing our best player. He must be thoroughly confused right now.

Twat AArm! Two players waiting!

Throw a pile of subs on. I want you to go out there and be a formation, feel the formation, find the grass!

Southampton. "We'll coach it out of you".

Fixed

Southampton. "We're just not sure if we're doing something or not".

McC our MotM today.

Cuntsmouth still 1-0 on Boro...

What's our tagline now? Is it something like: "We are Saints. We try to be clever off the field but are never clever on it".

All feels a bit random. I'm not really sure what our identity is, what our tactics are.

Come on Saints! Even Man U are winning!

They've seen Andy Robertson make a career of it.

I bet you have...

Awful cross. Come onnnn!

Read that in Gordon Ramsay's voice. Youuu DOUGHNUT!

Downs on but our standout player Leo off. Hmm.

Close again. Wide from AArm.

Nope. Flashes of good stuff but 95% meh!

Will will wait until they've scored to do that.