OttawaSaint

A mouldy ham sandwich would do better than Martin.

Two shot on target though. Improving!

Rustie fired, Lallana caretaker inspires Saints to epic cup victory vs Liverpool. Onachu hattrick, 3 Sully assists...

Another slap in the face.

Look I got visited by the ghost of Saints past, then saw Saints future so I changed it back to my way at HT.

He'll probably bag a brace too.

What's he fucking clapping about while Spurs pass it around?

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. First half, thought we should play the way the fans wanted, 2nd half my way...

Scared we might end up with solskjer.

Lucy's probably fed up. Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty! Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.

Fixed

Lionel Richie

Don't give him any ideas!

So we'll use echolocation and lassos to try and win this game?

Wow, so Brave from beardy, missed the 5th goal to avoid the boos. Coward. For a "man" who trots out bravery so often. Yella!

They keepm going on about Martin soundbites where he says that his system has given him success so why deviate from it. He's fucking delusional. He's not had any success all, not with MK Dons or Swansea. With us, he nearly fumbled promotion with arguably one of the strongest Championship squads of all time now this, massively found out in EPL and easily the worst manager of all time in EPL.

Sounds like victim blaming. Those there have no energy left after witnessing this shit game in game out.

1 win in last 28 EPL games. 18 points from last 38 EPL games. Probably why I'm so fed up.

Shouldn't have pushed him but that's embarrassing from the Spurs player, head didn't even come close to hitting post.

You only have to look at what's happening at Utd with Garnacho and Rashford to know that players are on the whole really thick. A coach needs to have a system that's easy to understand. Martin probably rants on and on and they don't really know what he's on about.

Comms saying the group behind Martin are giving him shit.

We need to short out the floodlights to avoid a record scoreline here. It's dreadful. A stunning indictment of Martin's whole ethos. Low fitness, confusing, dangerous high risk low reward passes, possession for the sake of it. No obvious plan going forward. No passion, no clue.

Jesus he's giving a team talk. Fuck off cunt!

We got a shot on target though! Bravery! The journey!

All week the bearded clam has probably been wanking himself senseless, unable to wipe the smile off his face at his brilliant masterplan to start Kamel. How has it gone so far Baldrick?