OttawaSaint

Note: This is total stats so not quite what GY Saint asked for. Stewart: EPL: 131 minutes (4 appearances) EFL cup: 10 minutes (1 appearance) Champ + playoffs: 42 minutes (4 appearances) Total: 183 minutes, 9 appearances, 0G, 0A. Onuachu: EPL 24/25: 267 minutes (9 appearances) EFL Cup 24/25: 40 minutes (2 appearances) EPL 22/23: 405 minutes (11 appearances) EFL Cup 22/23: 22 minutes (1 appearance) Total: 734 minutes, 23 appearances, 0G, 0A. Sulemana: EPL 24/25: 103 minutes (8 appearances) EFL Cup 24/25: 26 minutes (2 appearances) Champ 23/24: 948 minutes (25 appearances) FA Cup 23/24: 58 minutes (1 appearance) EPL 22/23: 967 minutes (18 appearances) Total: 2102 minutes, 54 appearances, 2G, 5A Pathetic!

Utter folly! A fucking clogger who's never ever won an EPL game. Rasmus: I have a cunning plan!

Here come Saints, a team that will cure your ills!

Yes, but I was hoping, dreaming, it would be different today.

Hooray!

How many fucking times have we seen a team with nothing to lose powering forward and scramble in a late late undeserved equalizer? Then you have us, not a care in the world, not even threatening the Palace penalty area let alone goal. Losing mentality, bunch of fucking thick, unfit, losers!

Let's face it. We were fucking rubbish today. Depressing.

Oh Manning you bellend!

Bournemouth and Wolves both with late equalizers to draw 2-2...Saints?

They tried to gift us one but we didn't want it!

Yep. No kitchen sink throwing at all.

Those nail wounds get sore when it's cold...

Come on Saints. How many times have we been utterly comfortable and then gifted an underseved late equalizer. Let's turn the tables and get the equalizer for a change!

Yeah, who exactly are we going to beat?

A full week of fitness and corner kick practice please. Shocking!

Should have never have come back from Villa. Jones went all "Yanny", then he conceded that comical own goal. Now he's fucking captain. He's utter dogshit.

Fulham and Forest showing us what could have been if we'd replaced Ralph properly in the summer of 2022

Did Saints fuck Dowie over somehow? Thought his tenure with us was a happy one. He's being such a biased bellend.

No advantage played there. Fukkkk!

Sulemana on, we're now effectively down to 10 men.

Was it Bednarek?

Players are a bit thick really.

But the likes of Mateta and Eze would have buried that.

No, that was a different former Saints centre forward.

Nope looks like the type we get penalized for all the time. Foresnically analysed for 6 minutes.