OttawaSaint

Is it Himalayan rock salt? Russ only likes Himalayan rock salt!

Supported Saints since 1980. We've had our ups and downs, sure. But we've almost always got fucking stuck in and even in losing, made us supporters proud, more often than not. These last few years, two 9-0s, Mad Nate, Vanilla Ruben and now Brave Beard Boy. Fucking embarrassing to be a Saints fan. The 9-0s were bad, very bad, Nate was an abomination, Vanilla Ruben was mind numbingly boring but Rustie takes the fucking cake. It's just so fucking shit, low energy, same weak ass bullshit. No entertainment, cluelessm rudderless crap. To make it worse, dicksplash Rasmus etc think he's being brave and doing good. This situation is fucking dire. He's going nowhere, not getting fired, nowhere near giving us anything to be proud of.

What's the point. Martin seems impervious to the sack. 28 mistakes that have led directly to a chance, 10 of them going in. Martin never learns, we're miles adrift. That streaker covered more ground tonight than BBD has all season. We're down.

We're really close lads. Any game now it's all going to click! I feel it in my bones. Oh sorry. That's osteoarthritis...

Hey lads, it's been a while. Just out of a coma. Is Koeman still manager. Tell me we've won a cup or two! How were our Champs league performances?

I'd be less embarrassed getting caught in a Pompey shirt sucking off David Mellor.

Probably shouldn't have triple captained Lumley...

Surely that guy on the far side interfered with Lumley's vision. I'm joking.

Lol.

Yes. That game that Manning blasted home in. They adjudged Fernandes to have fouled. Was it vs Utd. Can't remember now. Season is just one enormous mishmash of giveaways andd VAR.

Russ shaking his head. Streaker thundered down the wing. Should have slowly shuffled back to the Saints box. Amateur. Not brave at all.

Streaker showing more balls than Russ has in 2 seasons.

Keep it tight, we've got the moral victory...

I'd rather sit in a van with Neil Shipperley...

Playing better with Stephens off and no one replaced him. Let that sink in Russ...

Sulemana to bag a scintillating hattrick for us...in a 6-6 draw on final day that keeps Everton up and gets us to 7 points.

Saints xG = 27.69! Expected giveaways...

Russ is so bad that I'm convinced that if he set the team up to lose we'd probably win comfortably.

He does math different! Brave math!

Sitter missed.

The giveaways continue...

Russ probably had no friends. They all ditched him when he let the bicycle racing team down by trying to be brave by throwing away his bike chain.

We're lucky that Chelsea are gash at finishing.

One of the worst things is that this is not surprising at all. Most of us ask saw this coming a mile away. There's no way, given the investment we made, to not get embarrassed like this by playing such a ludicrously suicidal way. A bit of pragmatism. Play it simple, keep it tight we might have stood a chance but this...is just stupidity. It's not brave, it's not clever, just moronic.

Would love them to ask him. How come 4 separate keepers have made blunders like this?