OttawaSaint

Yep. I'm exhausted. Head in hands.

That is fucking awful....oh God...

RM throughout that move, "back, pass it back...baaaaaaak, no, no, slow it down....back...oh".

AArm's pass was totally scuffed, great finish Fernandes!

My son and I didn't celebrate...looked at each other...waited...no VAR check.....yesssssssss!

Yessssss!

Great, Les on, might as well have put Les Dennis on...

Shot there of RM coaching Dibling, Dibs didn't look like he was believing it at all, gave a shrug with his arms outstretched.

Yes 100%. It's what he's drilling into them in training. Fuck knows why.

Will finish 3-1 'pool but the bearded clam will dine out on us getting a goal and being toe to toe with a European giant in the possession stats.

Are we? I'm bored senseless watching it.

This is why I'm sure a better manager with a proper philosophy could get a tune out this squad. The players are good enough but the bearded clam has them play out of position and with laughable tactics.

He's tearing RM a new one!

The Tall Paul show!!!

Dunno, but I love what he's saying.

Co-commentator still absolutely trashing RM's philosophy and he has it spot on! He even said, "it's an insult to those watching".

Say the roll out to Fernades didn't result in a pathetic goal, then what? It's not like we do anything threatening with it anyway. It's so pointless and risky. It's been punished over and over and over and yet RM says "I'll fucking do it again".

Cunt!

Co-commentary on Fubu absolutely trashing RM's philosophy.

Oh but it's such a great philosophy...

Mmm they'll eat us alive if we keep at it.

We've not fixed the lyrics away from the binary genders, traditional cis family structure and firearms usage? Tsk tsk.

Look lads I know they are top of both Champs League and EPL but trust me, dick around with it, it's the last thing they think we'll do. Oh and Stevo, throw in as many short pointless passes as you can, we're dropping in the posession league. Any questions? Goals? Don't get smart with me lad!

The net thingy is there and if we hit it the players might get frightened by the noise.

I'd love to know what the players think of RM's training, philosophy, team sheets, and subs. They've probably tuned him out but have a laugh at a lot of his bullshit.